Our Ever-Lovin’ Lawmen

It’s no wonder those who live by the sword die by it: they lack a heart pumping blood or even ice water. Witness these two incidents from the constabulary. First, a “hot dog vendor” named Juan committed the unpardonable sin of “selling hot dogs without first paying to obtain permission from the government to do so.” A cop determined to end this crime-spree. Proclaiming that “this is law and order in action,” the badged bully not only “helped himself to some the vendor’s hard-earned money” but snatched Juan’s wallet as well (yeah, I know: preventing such larceny is supposedly why we … Continue reading Our Ever-Lovin’ Lawmen