Dub-Yuh Grovels Before Arab Dictator

The Decider-in-Chief was in Saudi Arabia yesterday grovelling and begging the country’s dictator to produce more oil. The word on the street is that Dub-Yuh will never work up the courage to pay a similar visit to the Washington, D.C. lobbying offices of the Sierra Club to ask it to stop its opposition to oil drilling in the outercontinental shelf and Alaska. That would be expecting way too much testosterone, even for a swashbuckling “Texan”. “Bring ’em on,” he said to the terrists. “Please don’t criticize me; waaaaaaaaah,” he says to the environmentalists.