Did you hear the one about Yasser Arafat?
Arafat has a dream that he is going to die so he goes to see a medium who might be able to explain the circumstances of his death. The medium gazes into her crystal ball and declares, “You are going to die on a Jewish holiday.” Arafat replies, “Which one?” The medium responds, “It doesn’t matter. Whatever day you die will become a Jewish holiday.” (From Reason blog.)
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