Darth Dubyous

Writes an Auburn University student: “If you remember, President Bush came to Auburn in the fall of 2002 to show his support for Gov. Riley and Rep. Mike Rogers and also press the case for the War on Iraq. Thousands showed up that day to pay respects to the emperor. “Anyways, right before his limo pulled up to Plainsman Park, the Auburn University band began to perform a song. Not just any song, but Darth Vader’s theme from Star Wars, THE IMPERIAL MARCH!!! “Perhaps Dr. Roberts was correct after all.”