Gen. Keith “Jean-Luc Picard” Alexander, who retired from spying on the entire world as the NSA’s Chief Spook, now shills his “services” as a “cyber-consultant” at a cool mill a month.

And to think Himmler committed suicide after his run at the Gestapo. What a chump! Imagine the money he could have made “consulting” with Gypsies, Russians, Jews, Poles, and dissidents on protecting themselves from the secret police…

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