All 18 year olds should be forced to join the military or the civilian AmeriCorps, according to this conservative. Of course, it is not called slavery, it is called mandatory national service. In the military, the slaves will “learn job skills, duty, honor, country.” They will “learn to respect our flag and our country.” They will “learn how to conduct themselves in a free country.” Yes, and they will also learn how to be cold-blooded killers.

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