. . . taken by Brian Wilson just before it was shot down over Myrtle Beach. Brandon swung into action with lightening-like efficiency the minute there was no longer anything left for the Chinese spies to spy on. Meanwhile, NORAD was completely in the dark about a Chines spy balloon crossing the Pacific Ocean because it is reportedly still preoccupied with tracking Santa Claus. National security is still tight as a drum, however, since I still get groped by a dumpy federal bureaucrat every time I pass through airport “security.”
6:14 pm on February 4, 2023