Writes Dale Fitzgerald:

Good lord, you’re gonna LOVE the absurdist quality of this article! Short synopsis – the prosecution objected to being called “the Government” and preferred “The General”, so the defense attorney replied in a long letter asking to be called “Captain Justice” or other similar names. (The lawyer is named Justice, FYI) The court ruled in favor of Justice, and his client, “Mr. Innocent”!!!

The Best of Llewellyn H. Rockwell, Jr.