Breaking News from the Pentagon

Sexual assaults in the military were up 46 percent last year according to the Pentagon, which guarantees that the real number is much higher.  This would suggest that of all the freebies being offered to “our heroes” on Veterans Day, Hooters will probably be the most highly consumed.  (I suppose it could be a kind of “detox” for those “heroes” of ours who spent every last dime, and all their spare time in Iraq and Afghanistan on booze and hookers).


4:51 pm on November 7, 2013