Despite sequestration and Big Sister’s threats that the reduced growth of the TSA’s budget — not its actual operating one — will delay passengers in hours’-long lines, the agency signed a $50-million contract with VF Imagewear for uniforms. Yes, those ugly, neon brown-sorry, blue polyester shirts that the thugs at the checkpoint wear cost a pretty penny. Our Rulers tell us that these new threads will “replac[e] worn uniforms” — we wouldn’t want thieves and sexual assailants to look as shabby as their morals, now, would we? — “and provid[e] them to new hires,” of which there were supposed to be … Continue reading “Beware Of All Enterprises That Require New Clothes”