Just bend over and take it like a man. Coronavirus anal swabs are coming to a “testing clinic” near you.
Anthony Fauci is accepting applications for the positions of Anal Swab Engineers. Word on the street is that Lord Fauci will be paying a wage premium known to economists as a “compensating difference,” i.e., extra pay for exceptionally unpleasant and/or dangerous work.
5:18 pm on January 29, 2021
