Attention! Attention! The Latest CDC Advisory is Now Out

Now that your favorite restaurant is finally open, you need to watch out for the cannibalistic rats.  (No, not all the mini-Mussolini local political hacks, but real rats).

What would we ever do without the invaluable, life-saving information given to us by the CDC?  Another reason why we should never end the lockdowns, say the media clowns.


2:05 pm on May 25, 2020