End the wars of military conquest End the war on drugs Eliminate the nuclear arsenal End the Wall Street corporatist machine and its plutocracy Abolish the PATRIOT Act Close Guantanamo End executive privileges and executive orders Cuddle with baby seals; and last, but not least Solemnly swear to uphold the constitution (and uphold it) And all this will happen in his first 100 days. I can’t wait for the rest!