Porsche headlights are being pilfered to grow pot. “The xenon bulbs used in Porsche’s lighting systems coincidentally deliver a just-right blend of light and heat for budding amateur horticulturists.” The war on drugs is a war on Porsches and a war on freedom. But don’t look for Democrats and Republicans—in the spirit of bipartisanship—to do anything about it.

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