“Adopt A Terrorist” Program Will Rehab Grateful Ex-Jihadis

… in Sweden, complete with welfare, a driver’s license, and housing.

Hey, why not? After all, we don’t want them to stay with all those terrorists in Syria and Iraq and get even more radicalized, do we? Living with those peace-loving Swedes will turn them around in no time.

And by the way, this is coming soon to a church near you.

Time and again, the Catholic Church has defended civilization from the Mohammedan Jihadis – with decisive victories at Poitiers, at Vienna (twice),at Malta, at Lepanto, at Otranto.

Yet, today’s Catholic leaders turn a blind eye to those victories. Maybe Western Civilization isn’t so great after all – what about slavery? What about abortion?  What about racism? What about inequality? And hey! – what about Global Warming?

See – maybe our civilization isn’t worth defending after all. And anyway the church gets tens of millions from the taxpayer for harboring immigrants, legal, illegal, and even some budding Jihadis here and there, so what’s the big deal?

They’ll assimilate kind of automatically … won’t they?

So let’s stop spreading hatred! Forget all that romanticized history. “We have nothing to fear from diversity,” right? So just relax and “Welcome the Stranger.”

Oh – and even if they don’t always mention it, I guess we’d better pray, too.

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9:55 am on October 20, 2016