Virginia’s fuhrer will require all serfs to don masks inside buildings, effective Friday. But if masks are the answer to what ails us, why the delay? Imagine how many dead bodies will pile up in the streets between now and then! Yo, Adolph: your fellow despot in Ohio tried this and went down in flames (moaning as he did, “You’ve got to know what you can and can’t do.” Never forget that even the most tyrannical regime rules only with the consent of its subjects) Fortunately for Virginia’s oppressed, Adolph’s order does contain this exception: Nothing in this Order shall require … Continue reading Add Virginia to the Masked Morons