In response to my article about the TSA’s ludicrous poisoning—sorry, “testing” of serfs’ beverages, one reader opines that “we should be grateful to [the goons]. Finally they’ve handed us a safe way to protest.” Yep, here in the land of the free, we now have to worry about “safe ways to protest.” But I interrupted our genius. She continued: If ever one approaches you to test your drink, you immediately develop a massive coughing and sneezing fit. Which causes you to lose your hold on the drink. Which then splashes all over the invader’s nice uniform. Having recovered from your … Continue reading ‘A Safe Way To Protest’ — Complete with ‘Retaliatory Gropes’