Roland Walkenhorst met some folks for the first time earlier this week and shook their hands. Yes! And lived to tell me about it! In fact, he lauded this desperately dangerous gesture “as a peaceful greeting that humans used to practice. How refreshing!”
He also “propose[s] that we start calling [a handshake] the ‘Screw Fauci.’ Some might choose to substitute a more alliterative initial word if there are no children present.”
11:39 am on May 14, 2020
