Government becomes more dangerous, humorless, and idiotic by the minute. Now a 5-year-old girl has been interrogated, suspended, and branded a “terrorist threat” by Pennsylvania public school officials for talking about her pink Hello Kitty bubble gun. Her parents are hiring a lawyer; why aren’t they homeschooling her, or at least sending her to a private school? How can they leave her in the hands of these moronic monsters? Oh, and note that this little girl will carry her terrorist designation in her state dossier for life. (Thanks to Travis Holte)