Articles by Tom Chartier

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In the Age of Bush and Putin

Movies to watch, from Tom Chartier.

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6/9/2007

I’m Proud of the Decision That Got You Fired

Tom Chartier tells his father for the first time.

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6/6/2007

Dead-Eye Dick at West Point

What a rowzer!

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5/31/2007

Business Is Booming

The war business. Article by Tom Chartier.

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5/29/2007

That’ll Learn the Little Twerp

Tom Chartier on equal-opportunity oppression.

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5/19/2007

Dubya’s Medal

Tom Chartier on where he got it.

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5/15/2007

Good Fences Make Good Neighbors

But not if they are involuntary.

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5/9/2007

Don’t Pressure Your Kids

They get enough.

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4/21/2007

The Surge Is Working!

For Muqtada al-Sadr.

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4/12/2007

Feeding Kids into the Grinder

Tom Chartier on a young Marine.

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4/10/2007

His Hat Is in the Ring

Tom Chartier on ten reasons to vote for him.

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4/2/2007

Are You Hearing Voices?

Tom Chartier on the talking WC.

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2/28/2007

Look Out!

It's Robo-Car!

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2/23/2007

We Ain’t No Stinking Mercenaries

Tom Chartier on "private contractors."

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2/17/2007

Invest Wisely

Buy…copper?

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2/14/2007

Is Your Child a Math Moron?

Tom Chartier on the government's latest scheme to make sure.

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2/9/2007

The Project for the New American Disaster

Tom Chartier on the neocon crime plan.

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2/5/2007

On the Brink

Of WWIII.

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1/31/2007

Puppet Leader

Tom Chartier on Maliki and the worst job.

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1/27/2007

The Fratboy-in-Chief

Tom Chartier on Bush.

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1/25/2007

The Ticking Clock

Tom Chartier on atomic war.

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1/12/2007

If Dubya Talks and Nobody Listens…

Does he make a sound?

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1/10/2007

The Whacking of ‘Don Hussein’

Powerful criminal families clash.

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1/6/2007

Dear Dubya: Time for a Military Makeover!

Time for a military makeover, says Tom Chartier.

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1/2/2007

The Decider Hath Decided

Tom Chartier on the way forward.

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12/25/2006

Dear Lew:

What I want for Christmas, by Tom Chartier.

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12/22/2006

Suicide Poker…

Or Arabian roulette?

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12/16/2006

Are We Comfortable Yet?

Tom Chartier on yet another DC whitewash.

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12/13/2006

I Died For Freedom, This I Know

For those who bade me fight, told me so.

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12/11/2006

How To Dispose of Unwanted Gifts

Important seasonal advice from Tom Chartier.

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12/6/2006

Paying for Their Own Liberation

Democracy doesn't come cheap, y'know.

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12/1/2006

National Sorry Day?

How do we atone, asks Tom Chartier.

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11/28/2006

Wanted: Asylum

Our Beloved Leader asks Tom Chartier to draft a letter to fellow world figures.

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11/16/2006

We the People

An open letter to congress from Tom Chartier.

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11/13/2006

The Day the Bomb Blew

Tom Chartier tells all.

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11/10/2006

Who Let the COW into the Classroom?

Tom Chartier on teaching in the iStupid age.

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11/2/2006

Throw the Bums Out

After all, they're no angels, says Tom Chartier.

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10/28/2006

If You Must Vote

Get an absentee ballot, says Tom Chartier.

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10/25/2006

How To Spot a Dictator

Tom Chartier on the tell-tale signs.

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10/19/2006

We Encounter the Yuppies

Tom Chartier on an American Odyssey.

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10/17/2006

Nukalert

Tom Chartier is nostalgic for the Cold War.

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10/11/2006

This Is the Way of Dictatorship

Tom Chartier on neo-America.

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10/6/2006

Sealing Off the Perimeter

Tom Chartier on keeping the undesirables off his island.

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10/3/2006

The Shiny New Baghdad Police College

A microcosm of the whole US disaster in Iraq.

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10/2/2006

A Radical Plan for Iraq

Dear Dubya, by Tom Chartier.

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9/29/2006

Hey, Bush

Just how stupid do you think we are?

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9/26/2006

The Land Without Hope

Tom Chartier actually agrees with President Bush.

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9/23/2006

America…

I apologize, says Tom Chartier.

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9/21/2006

The Ditch

Tom Chartier on the awful-hilarious latest from the "war on terrorism."

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9/19/2006

A Nightmare for the USA

Tom Chartier on WWIII.

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9/15/2006