Articles by Humberto Fontova

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Really ‘Politically Incorrect’

Humberto Fontova teaches Bill Maher a thing or three.

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8/18/2001

Deer Were Created To Be Killed

For human pleasure and dinner.

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8/11/2001

You Want To See Anger?

A guy wears a Che Guevara shirt to Humberto Fontova's BBQ.

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8/6/2001

Too Many Sharks

That's why there are so many attacks. Time to hunt and chow down, says Humberto Fontova, author of the great Helldiver's Rodeo.

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7/14/2001

Catch, Fillet, and Release

Humberto Fontova on manly fishing vs. girly fishing.

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6/30/2001

Shark Week

Humberto on hunting sharks, and commies.

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6/6/2001

People Problems, or Lion Problems?

Hurry up and kill them before they're extinct.

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5/23/2001

More Logging, More Deer

Another reason to cut down trees!

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5/16/2001

Delta Swine

Humberto Fontova and his dogs and friends hunt the king of Louisiana beasts.

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5/2/2001

Alligators: ‘Nuisance’ or Meal?

Yum, yum, says Humberto Fontova.

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4/6/2001

Perversion at the Wal-Mart

Humberto Fontova on Castro and diapers.

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3/28/2001

Shark Trouble

Humberto Fontova on diving, hunting, blood, and the eco-weenies.

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3/9/2001

Female Gratitude for Ya

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12/30/2000

Neo-Fascist?

Funny that this is the worst epithet when the Communists were infinitely worse. Article by Humberto Fontova. P.S. See Burt Blumert's letter on the related smearing of Lew.

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9/27/2000

Fidel’s Beltway Smoochfest

Cuban memories from Humberto Fontova.

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9/14/2000

More Louisiana Blood Lust

More laurels for Louisiana! More proof of our raging and unquenchable blood lust! You don't get cuisine like ours without it, says Humberto Fontova.

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8/25/2000

Cajuns, Hunting, Hemingway, and Pinkos

The hilarious Humberto Fontova on why Louisiana is #1.

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8/1/2000

Offshore Oil Drilling: An Environmental Bonanza

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7/28/2000

Defending ‘Crazy Joe’

Humberto Fontova has some advice for this site.

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3/3/2000

My Love Affair With Dixie

Humberto Fontova's memo to Paul Begala.

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2/21/2000

Dissent on Mencken

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2/16/2000

My First Holy Communion

Humberto Fontova remembers Cuba, and the tough Spanish priests who served Christ there.

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2/10/2000

True Crime

When criminals broke into Humberto Fontova's home, and he grabbed his shotgun.

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2/5/2000

Dinner With Freddy

A practical and philosophical defense of hunting. Blam! Blam!

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1/17/2000