No More Chrysler 300 – and Guess What’s Replacing it…

No big surprise – but now it’s official: The Chrysler 300 sedan will be retired after the 2020 model year.

But, it’s depressing regardless.

First, because the 300 still sells well. And that is a surprise. Chrysler has sold about 3,000 of them each month so far this year – which is steady as she goes and about the same as were sold last year and the year prior (see here). Which is remarkable, because the 300 hasn’t changed much in years. The basic car dates back to 2005.

And yet it sells.

Much better than the electric Turducken that is slated to replace it.

That Turducken is something tentatively called the Portal. It will be everything the 300 isn’t – and that is going to be a problem for Chrysler.

What’s left of it.

The brand that used to sell with Lincoln and Cadillac now sells a minivan  . . . and (once the 300’s gone) no more sedans at all.

Just a minivan – the Pacifica – and (soon) an electric van.

This Portal thing.

Good luck selling 3,000 of these a month. And good luck making a buck on any of those sales.

We’re still about two years out from the launch of the Portal but we can ballpark what it will cost because we know what current electric cars cost. The least costly being the compact-sized Nissan Leaf, which is $30,000 to start. Expect the Portal – which is bigger – to sticker closer to $40k.

And Nissan only sells about half as many Leafs as Chrysler sells 300s (see here).

Keep in mind that the 2018 Leaf is “all new” – and the 300 (reviewed here) is basically a 15-year-old car at this point.

Keep in mind, also, that Nissan loses money on each Leaf “sale” – the car (as is true of all electric cars) has to be discounted and subsidized and even then, only about 1,500 marks (whoops, buyers) are willing to step up.

Chrysler makes money on the 300. Which makes it worth making the 300. A simple economic syllogism that is lost on the EV-addled.

The profit margin is probably excellent, too – because the tooling and R&D has likely already been amortized. In any event, the point is that Chrysler doesn’t have to discount the 300 – and no government subsidies or bayonets are required to nudge otherwise reluctant people to buy them. Amazon.com Gift Card i... Buy New $25.00 (as of 02:30 UTC - Details)

They buy 300s because they are appealing.

And because they are affordable.

Two qualities electric cars lack.

The current 300’s base price is less than the Leaf’s – $28,995 – and for that you take home a full-size American sedan with a brawny V6 – instead of a compact-sized FWD electric shitbox (Brock Yates’ eternally scintillating term) that’s useless except as a short-range City Car because it can’t go very far. Nissan touts the Leaf’s 150 mile range as if it were a miracle on par with finding the image of Jesus burned into your waffles. And for an electric car, it almost is.

But 150 miles isn’t very far  – if you expect your car to be capable of more than just commuting.

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