Meghan Markle is doing such a good job at destroying the monarchy, she could be a foreign agent.
The idea seems far-fetched, that the CIA would train a B-list Hollywood actress and use her as a honey trap to infiltrate the British royal family where she would wreak havoc and bring about demands for the abolition of the aristocracy.
But how else can one explain the Duchess of Sussex’s boorish behavior?
Beautiful women have been used as spies since the days of Catherine de Medici and Mata Hari.
Amazon.com Gift Card i... Buy New $25.00 (as of 08:40 EDT - Details) Rupert Murdoch is convinced that his second wife, Wendi Deng, was an agent for the Chinese government. That would explain her affair with former British prime minister Tony Blair that blew up the marriage.
Who could forget her incriminating note? “Oh, shit, oh, shit,” it read, “Whatever why I’m so so missing Tony. Because he is so so charming and his clothes are so good. He has such good body and he has really really good legs Butt … And he is slim tall and good skin. Pierce blue eyes which I love.”
I was thrilled when Prince Harry started seeing Markle. How wonderful that instead of a blue-blood English virgin, like his sainted mother, Diana, Harry had fallen for a biracial divorcée, a commoner semi-famous for starring on Suits, a cable-TV show about lawyers.
She was pretty and sexy, the kind of young woman I’d want to pick up at the Regency bar and spend a dirty weekend with in Montauk.
I could forgive her for her parents. One can’t pick one’s parents. Her father, Thomas Markle, who had raised her after her parents’ divorce, was barred from the royal wedding after monetizing his new fame and selling ill-advised interviews.