DIGG THIS T’was the night before Christmas: All year through the House And the Senate you’d find Not a smidgen of nous. Were there a machine That detected IQ, One could run it a month, Then return it as new. Except for one person Asleep in a corner, A government watchman Named Ermingard Horner, Who woke up abruptly And pointed her Glock At a fat man who stood By the grandfather clock. Drop em!" she said. He replied with a quake, "Dear me! Do you want "All the presents to break?" As she patted him down, She concluded, right quick, … Continue reading A Capitol Christmas 2009