The Statist's Prayer


Our Government, Which art in Washington, Inculpable be Thy actions. Thy empire come. Thy will be done, Around the globe As it is in the US. Give us this day Our daily bread, Free retirement, healthcare, Environmental protection, Transportation, education, Protectionist tariffs, Security, regulation, Fiat currency, and anything else the majority of registered voters wants. And go more into debt, As we become more debtors. And lead us into blind obedience, As we give up our freedom. For Thine is the Empire, and our incomes and the military, and police powers, and the glory, forever. Or until the loose fiscal policy, borrowing money, and creating the fiat currency necessary to, sustain the socialistic paternal State combines with the insurmountable cost of defense against the global unrest caused by poor foreign policy and brings the whole Ponzi scheme crashing to its knees. Amen

December 18, 2006