"Wake up, son," Papa Lemming shouted as he ran into Little Boy Lemming’s bedroom. "President George W. Lemming has just announced that all lemmings, particularly the young ones, are going to have the honor of participating in the great race to the Persian Gulf! There’s even talk of restoring the draft in order to get more participants." "Who wants to restore the draft?," asked Little Boy. "A number of politicians and neocons," said Papa. "I thought those guys didn’t like the label u2018neocon.’ It means u2018new conservative,’ and they get upset when people use it to describe them. They’re really … Continue reading The Great Lemming Race