Tonight On Fox: When Democracies Attack

If the president chooses to liberate Iraq, then, in the words of those road signs that soothe the savage tongue of every tax-paying interstate traveler, I would like to see my tax dollars at work. Show me cords upon cords of corpses, set for dramatic effect, if possible, against burning oilfields to emphasize the enemy's turpitude. Yes, I know some of you fellows at the Weekly Standard and Fox News will balk at first. You'll say it's a terrible idea. You'll call it pacifist subversion, like those photos of napalmed kids in Vietnam. But you should heed the spirit of … Continue reading Tonight On Fox: When Democracies Attack