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New Emperor-President Puts on Good Show (We publish here a future news item, which came to us, once again, from the unexplained and non-existent, at least in this dimension, website, angelcynn.warp) WORLDVILLE, 0:800 a.m., 30 JANUARY 2021 The administration of President Roscoe Dimwitz got off to a rip-roaring start today with the first bombing raid of the season, which targeted an area just outside the Iraqi capital, Baghdad. Saddam Hussein, looking his age and leaning on a cane, defiantly promised "the mother of all big trouble" for the US, coming soon, he said, to a military theater near you. He … Continue reading Worldville Banner and Blade