PARIS (Agence Faux Presse) — Roman Catholics in Europe, inspired by their American brethren, have begun to clean house. It is remodeling season in Europe. American tourists visiting Notre Dame cathedral in Paris remarked on the new absence of stained glass, kneelers, pews, and crucifixes. "I like the plain glass, it lets me see the Eiffel Tower," said one woman from New Jersey. "It’s about time the church got away from its history and traditions," said a man from Massachusetts. "It has been so homophobic, so monolithic, and the whole gothic angle has got to go." Roman Catholics in Europe, … Continue reading European Travel Alert