"Thanks for coming to the this year’s Freedom Futility Award ceremony. "CSPAN is covering our event today, so those of you here in the audience, don’t be caught napping if the camera scans you. "I was only kidding, America, that was my little joke. "Nominees for the award are passionate freedom fighters generally identified with organizations committed to hopeless causes. "The winner of last year’s Freedom Futility Award was the Libertarian Party, and true to their tradition, they have proudly worn the mantle of futility over the past 12 months. "Now, ladies and gentlemen, we come to the exciting moment … Continue reading The King Doesn’t Like Gold