On Giving Goldman a Chance
by Matt Taibbi
Recently
by Matt Taibbi: The
Great American Bubble Machine
After my
recent piece about Goldman, Sachs hit the newsstands last week,
I started to get a lot of mail. Most of it was thoughtful and respectful
criticism, although there was an amusingly large number of people
writing in impassioned defense of their right, under our American
system, to be ripped off by large impersonal financial companies.
If my pension fund is buying [crap mortgages] from Goldman,
and my pension fund loses lots of value, thats not Goldmans
fault, wrote one reader. No one is forcing anyone to
buy anything. The only thing Goldman is guilty of is making profits.
Im not
even going to go there the psychology of a human being who
would take the time to actually write in a complaint like that is
so bizarre that it would take more time than I have today to even
begin discussing it. One other complaint that I will address quickly,
though, is the notion that I didnt tell Goldmans side
of the story. Not exactly a balanced approach, complained
one reader. You should take an ethics class. You have to give
the other side a fair shot.
Actually I
did contact Goldman and gave the bank every opportunity to respond
to the factual issues in the article. Im bringing this up
because their decision not to comment on any of those questions
was actually pretty interesting.
We figured
ahead of time that Goldman was probably not going to respond to
many of the allegations in the article, since its MO in the past
with regard to hostile journalists has usually either been to make
bald denials or to simply avoid comment (thats when theyre
not using the carpet-bomb litigation technique, as in the case of
GoldmanSachs666.com).
So what I decided to do the first time I approached them was to
send a short list of simple factual questions. If the bank decided
to engage us and educate us as to its point of view on these simple
questions, we would send more queries and expand the dialogue.
Given this,
I tried to make that first list of questions as basic as possible.
I asked if Goldman would have turned a profit in Q1 2009 if it hadnt
orphaned the month of December 2008. Then I asked if Goldman had
made changes to its underwriting standards during the internet boom
years; if Goldmans position was still that the steep rise
in oil prices last year was due to normal changes in supply and
demand; and if it could explain its 1991 request to the CFTC to
have its subsidiary J. Aron classified as a physical hedger on the
commodities market. Citing various sources, I also noted that some
people had complained that its move to short the mortgage market
in 2006 even as it was selling those same types of instruments proved
that the bank knew the weakness of its mortgage products, and asked
if the bank had an answer for that. And I asked if the bank supported
cap-and-trade legislation, and if it was fair to say (as we planned
to in the piece) that the bank would capitalize financially if such
legislation was passed.
I intentionally
put a lot of yes/no questions on that list. If the underlying thinking
behind any of those questions was faulty, it would have been easy
enough for them to say so and to educate us as to the truth. Instead,
here is the response that we got:
Your
questions are couched in such a way that presupposes the conclusions
and suggests the people you spoke with have an agenda or do not
fully understand the issues.
You have to
have swallowed half a lifetime of carefully-worded p.r. statements
to see the message written between the lines here. That this is
a non-denial denial is obvious, but whats more notable here
is that they didnt stop with just a flat no comment,
which they easily could have done. No, they had to go a little further
than that and and this is pure Goldman, just outstanding
stuff make it clear that both I and my sources are simply
not as smart as they are and dont understand what were
talking about. So the rough translation here is, No comment,
but if you were as smart as us, you wouldnt be asking these
questions.
So now word
filters through that Goldman has issued yet another statement in
response to the piece, this one by amusingly-named mouthpiece Lucas
Van Pragg. Again, the company does not take issue with any of the
facts in the piece not one. Heres what he says:
Taibbis
bubble case doesnt stand up to serious scrutiny either.
To give just two examples, even with the worst will in the world,
the blame for creating the internet bubble cannot credibly be
laid at our door, and we could hardly be described as having been
a major player in the mortgage market, unlike so many of our current
and former competitors.
Taibbis
article is a compilation of just about every conspiracy theory
ever dreamed up about Goldman Sachs, but what real substance is
there to support the theories?
We reject
the assertion that we are inflators of bubbles and profiteers
in busts, and we are painfully conscious of the importance of
being a force for good.
Okay, lets
look at that bit piece by piece. Van Pragg takes issue with the
bubble argument by citing two examples of the case not
holding water, the first being:
the
blame for creating the internet bubble cannot credibly be laid
at our door
I kept waiting
for the because
clause here, but there wasnt
one. He just says so and leaves it at that. Now there is obviously
some measure of hyperbole in solely blaming Goldman Sachs
for something like the internet bubble, or any of the other recent
Wall Street disasters, for that matter. But youd have to be
absolutely crazy (and you wouldnt need the worst will
in the world, either) not to accept the notion that Goldman
shouldered a significant portion of the blame for the internet mess.
They were, after all, the leading underwriter of internet IPOs during
the internet boom years. In 1999, at the height of the boom, they
underwrote 37 internet companies, most of which had little or no
history and were losing money at the time of the launch. By late
1999 Goldman was underwriting one out of every five internet IPOs.
They were repeatedly caught and punished for manipulating the prices
of their IPOs, either via laddering or spinning. Van Pragg doesnt
deny any of this, and just blithely says that one cant credibly
blame them for the internet bubble. Im almost insulted by
the lameness and half-assedness of that comeback, but that might
be part of the point, to be insulting. He moves on:
and
we could hardly be described as having been a major player in
the mortgage market, unlike so many of our current and former
competitors.
Again, not
to beat this into the ground, but in 2006, at the height of the
housing boom, Goldman underwrote over $75 billion in mortgages,
over $59 billion of which were non-prime. That represented 7% of
the entire market, which seems like a pretty major slice
to me. It is true that they did not jump so completely ass-first
into the market as Lehman and Bear did (note Van Praggs bemused
reference to former competitors), but if you read the
piece, we noted why that doesnt take them off the hook at
all. Because while their former competitors (one of
whom is clearly former in large part because a former
Goldmanite, Hank Paulson, elected to save Goldmans hide instead
of Lehmans) were dumb enough to hold their mortgage paper
and be sunk by it, Goldman shorted their own crap, which means (and
I know Im repeating myself here) they knew that what they
were selling was a loser. So while they maybe werent the biggest
player, they were still a major player, and one can easily make
the case that they were the most obnoxious player, given that they
dove into this muck with their eyes wide open, unlike so many other
idiots on Wall Street.
In the middle
of this weirdly substanceless retort, Van Pragg then goes on complain
about the lack of substance in the article, makes the predictable
charge that the piece was a compendium of invented conspiracy theories,
then moves on to reject the notion that the company
inflates bubbles and profits in busts (about that last part: I recommend
checking out Goldmans profit/bonus numbers in 2002, 2008,
and 2009 to date. Im not sure how they can refute the notion
that they have profited during the recent financial calamities).
Lastly, he says that the bank is painfully conscious
of the importance of being a force for good, which I noted with
amusement is not quite the same thing as saying that that bank is
a force for good, or wants to be.
So to sum up,
this all translates as:
Taibbis
bubble case doesnt hold water. To use just two examples,
Taibbis internet bubble case doesnt hold water, and
we didnt sell as many mortgages as Lehman Brothers. Taibbis
article is a compendium of every other story about Goldman that
doesnt hold water. We reject these theories that do not
hold water, and are aware of the difference between right and
wrong, making us legally sane according to the law.
Im aware
that some people feel that its a journalists responsibility
to give both sides of the story and be even-handed
and objective. A person who believes that will naturally
find serious flaws with any article like the one I wrote about Goldman.
I personally dont subscribe to that point of view. My feeling
is that companies like Goldman Sachs have a virtual monopoly on
mainstream-news public relations; for every one reporter like me,
or like far more knowledgeable critics like Tyler Durden, there
are a thousand hacks out there willing to pimp Goldmans viewpoint
on things in the front pages and ledes of the major news organizations.
And there are probably another thousand poor working stiffs who
are nudged into pushing the Goldman party line by their editors
and superiors (how many political reporters with no experience reporting
on financial issues have swallowed whole the news cliché about Goldman
being the smart guys on Wall Street? A lot, for sure).
Goldman has
its alumni pushing its views from the pulpit of the U.S. Treasury,
the NYSE, the World Bank, and numerous other important posts; it
also has former players fronting major TV shows. They have the ear
of the president if they want it. Given all of this, I personally
think its absurd to talk about the need for balance
in every single magazine and news article. I understand that some
people feel differently, but thats my take on things.
This article
originally appeared on True/Slant
and is reprinted with permission.
July
1, 2009
Matt
Taibbi is the author of The
Great Derangement
and Spanking
the Donkey.
Copyright ©
2009 True/Slant
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