How the Beans of Egypt, Maine, Sprouted a Militia
by Christopher Ketcham
In early October,
the Second Maine Militia opened its meeting with the traditional
shooting of the televisions. The 50 or so "members" (there
are no rolls and no one pays dues) chatted quietly as the blasts
rang out. A small cannon was fired into the woods, parting the trees
and shaking the windows of the house nearby.
But no real
televisions were harmed. The sets were just cardboard boxes painted
with inane smiley faces and decorated with slogans like "Feel
good!" "Proud to be USA!" "Safe in the homeland!"
The aluminum-foil antennas, however, did collapse miserably from
the real gunfire.
The purpose
of the annual meeting, the same as it has been since the militia
started in 1995, was to bring together the politics of left and
right over speeches, food, live music, and, of course, live ammo.
The attendees were a wildly diverse group: young activists and anarchists
in black, old beat-up Maine woodsmen with beards to their bellies,
retired white-haired college professors, Second Amendment zealots,
conservatives, libertarians, Marxists. But they all shared the belief
that the U.S. government has lost its moral authority, that both
political parties had "degenerated," as one attendee put
it, "into whores for wealth and arbiters of empire."
"From
the beginning, we were the No-Wing Militia," said Michael Chute,
54, who served as range officer for the slaughter of the televisions.
"We ain't right wing, we ain't left wing. We're trying to get
the folks to see the problem ain't left versus right, it's up versus
down." He uses a tool analogy. "A Republican is a standard
screw," said Chute. "A Democrat is a Phillips screw. So
whichever way you vote you get the screw."
Michael Chute,
the host of the event, which took place on the 17 acres of his property
in North Parsonsfield, happens to be married to one of the better-known
writers of the last 20 years, Carolyn Chute, 62, author of five
novels. Her first book, The
Beans of Egypt, Maine, sold 350,000 copies and made her
a darling of the literary establishment in the 1980s. The critics
compared her to Faulkner and Steinbeck, because what she wrote about
so well and so convincingly was the back-broken underclass in Maine,
the people who work, like Carolyn once did, in shoe factories or
scrubbing hospital floors or picking potatoes. Her characters watch
helplessly, like Carolyn did, as children die from lack of healthcare.
Indeed, Carolyn and Michael Chute lost a baby in 1982 after the
local hospital refused to treat the complications from her pregnancy.
The couple
live in a drafty unfinished house with no hot water. "I haven't
had a hot water heater since 1970," she says. It also has no
septic system (they use an outhouse, even in the bitter Maine winters)
and has only a wood stove for heat. It goes without saying there
is no television, and certainly not a computer. Chute writes her
books on jangled old typewriters. Her husband sometimes hunts moose
for their protein.
A best-selling
author, broke and eating moose? They ran short on money years ago
when Michael, due to illness, had to quit his job as the caretaker
of the local cemetery. Carolyn had shared the cash from her book
sales and big advances to help her daughter, mother, and several
friends. After the books no longer sold, what they had left, mostly,
were the family and the friends.
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November
10, 2009
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