I know that everyone has by now OD'd on the millions of words poured
out on Tonya, Nancy, and the rest, but there are still aspects of
the late Winter Olympics that have been largely overlooked.
1. It was a real pleasure to see the healthy, happy people of Norway
enjoy their Olympics, and to see them zipping along the snow and
ice of Lillehammer streets on their vertical sled contraptions (I
think called "sparks") while all the tourists were slipping and
sliding. It was a pleasure to see Norway come in 1-2-3 in skiing.
2. From the above it is obvious that I dissent from the American
ultra-chauvinism that has always been endemic to TV coverage of
the Olympics. If Americans are not competing in a sport it doesn't
get covered at all, and when they do compete, some American coming
in 32nd is closely followed while the leaders get ignored.
One of the worst things about left-liberalism is its insistence
on politicizing all of life, and the chauvinist hype is one aspect
of the politicization. Sports are supposed to be individual, or
team, efforts, and should have nothing to do with government or
politics, and what used to be hailed as the "Olympic ideal" was
set against such emphasis on the State. All of this has been long
forgotten, the turning point coming with the disgraceful banning
of South African athletes from the Olympics because of disagreement
with that country's political system.
The feminist slogan, "the personal is the political," sums up much
of what conservatives and libertarians should be dedicated to combat
and crush. The counter to that is the reverse: "the political is
the personal," and "conspiracy" analysis of the nefarious activities
of power elites, right down to Whitewatergate, is an expression
of that counter-slogan.
3. There's almost a one-to-one correlation: every leftist pundit,
every left-liberal sports writer (and they are legion) came down
fervently in favor of Tonya Harding. It's almost like a test; virtually
every despicable person I know turns out to be a Tonya fan. Interviewed
on TV during the Olympics, the pompous quasi-nitwit Frank Rich,
the latest entry in the horrible stable of New York Times op-ed
writers, started to explain why he was pro-Tonya. "It's a class
thing," he said, referring to the famous Tonya-Nancy controversy.
He started to explain that Tonya came from a poor background, when
he suddenly caught himself, and was reduced to mumbling from then
on, since he obviously realized that the Kerrigans were poor too.
The difference is not "class," and it is disingenuous for the left
to pretend otherwise. The difference is character, what the nineteenth
century used to call the "deserving" versus the "undeserving" poor.
The Kerrigans were poor but honest Boston Irish, the father working
at three jobs to raise the money for Nancy's skating lessons. Tonya,
on the other hand, is a true product of her rotten white-trash family.
She is at one and the same time an inveterate thug and a whining
victimologist and come to think of it, these two spectacularly
unattractive qualities often go together. (Leftists, of course,
like to use pseudo-scientific psycho-babble terms such as "dysfunctional"
family, as if the problem were some sort of disease rather than
a rotten moral character.)
Thuggish: apart from the Gilhooley charge of complicity in the
kneecapping assault on Nancy; taking a baseball bat to another woman
in a parking-lot dispute; snarling "I'll kick her butt" about Nancy
Kerrigan, etc. Whining victimologist: the incredible shoelace caper
at the Olympics which was the fourth time in recent years
that Tonya started skating, did badly, and then went whining to
the judges about her untied shoelace, her broken skate, and all
the rest. How come that no one else in championship skating, has
ever had an alleged problem with her skates or shoes in the
middle of a competition? And why is it that each and every
time the wimpy judges caved in? At the Olympics, the result was
to ruin the performance of the poor Canadian skater who was scheduled
to skate after Tonya and who was rushed prematurely onto the ice
by the authorities.
I mean, my shoelaces are often untied, but I don't pretend
to be a championship skater.
Leftist shrinks and pundits, when they got off the class kick,
were more accurate in their description of the difference between
Tonya and Nancy, although, of course, they came out on the wrong
side. As one shrink put it: "It's like a Rorschach test. The people
who are pro-Nancy believe in 'playing by the rules.' (How square
of them!) The pro-Tonya people identify with her resentments at
the hard knocks of life."
There's an important corollary difference between the pro-Nancy
and pro-Tonya forces. Leftists hate Nancy because her skating is
elegant, her demeanor ladylike and Katherine Hepburn-ish. (The Hepburn
illusion, I'm afraid, shattered whenever Nancy opened her mouth
to speak.) Whereas Tonya didn't even try for an illusion of ladylike.
Even before the Tonya-Nancy incident, I always disliked Tonya's
skating, which reflects her personality, heavy-footed, clumpy, thuggish.
Figure-skating is a blend of the athletic and the elegant. Harding
was always more athletic than Kerrigan, but spectacularly inelegant.
A couple of years ago, Tonya's athleticism began to slip, whereas
Kerrigan's has been improving. Hence, the perceived need, at least
among Tonya's "husband" and Gang-Who-Couldn't Hit Straight entourage
for measures that, to say the least, don't play by the rules.
4. And speaking of rules, the entire Harding incident brings into
stark relief the wimpiness, the cowardice of the Olympic and figure-skating
authorities. Let Tonya flash a couple of lawyers at the Olympic
salons, and they crumpled immediately. The left-liberal doctrine,
advanced at the time by no less than our beloved Slick Willie, speaking
of course as an expert on ethics (and who, naturally, was pro-Tonya),
was that Harding should be allowed to skate at the Olympics because
she hadn't been "convicted of a crime." (And Slick Willie hasn't
been convicted yet either, right?) What is this nonsense about being
convicted of a crime? What happened to the good old days when participation
in an Olympic event was a privilege to be taken away from an athlete
at the slightest hint of "unsportsmanlike conduct"? At the very
least, Tonya's unsportsmanlike conduct was glaring and evident.
All this made me yearn for the good old days, the many decades
when Avery Brundage, a crusty Old Rightist, ruled the Olympics with
an iron hand. One time, he tossed out Eleanor Holm from the Olympic
swimming team because she dared to drink a glass of liquor! Also
Brundage was firm in upholding the "amateur ideal"; none of this
Nike endorsement nonsense for his Olympic athletes. I must
confess that at the time, when I was growing up, I believed that
Brundage was too autocratic and the amateur ideal too rigid. But
look how the Olympics have degenerated since his demise! Mea
culpa, Avery. And Avery, where are you now that we need you
so desperately?
The best comment on all this came recently when I was lamenting
the situation to an old friend and said that I yearned for the days
of Avery Brundage. "Yes," said my friend bitterly, "that was before
athletes had 'rights'."
5. Not that I was aggressively pro-Kerrigan. On opening her mouth,
she turned out to be ungracious. Besides, she virtually never smiled,
the figure skater should be joyous about her craft. And so I thought
all's well that ended well when Tonya, despite favoritism from the
judges, finished way behind, and Oksana Bayul, the Ukrainian charmer,
won the gold. Oksana was the best athlete as well as the most elegant;
despite Kerrigan's grousing, Oksana had the presence of mind to
recover her failure to do a triple and insert it at the end of her
program, something that Nancy had failed to do.
So the figure-skating soap opera ended fittingly. Now, if we can
only get rid of the international authorities and Bring Back Brundage,
we should be able to sit through the next Olympics with some enthusiasm.