Escape
From Iraq!
by
Mike (in Tokyo) Rogers
by Mike Rogers
A
family fun game for 1 to 140,000 players!
You
are a down and out-of-your-luck grunt stuck somewhere deep inside
of Iraq.
You
can't speak the language; of course you can't read the road signs.
The general populace hates your guts and could care less if you
were shake and baking in the desert sun or barbecuing in a burning
Humvee.
Your
C-in-C has lost what little mind he had long ago. And now he consults
Quija boards as to his next course of action. Let’s face it: You
are up deep doo-doo creek.... Well, you would be, but there ain’t
a drop of water for miles around. You only have a few days to get
out of town. What do you do?
OBJECTIVE
OF THE GAME:
Your
mission is to get yourself out of Iraq if you can. First player
to follow the circle and reach Baghdad Airport in one piece is the
winner.
RULES
OF THE GAME:
- Start
by placing your marker anywhere inside of the large red circle
on the board.
- Roll the
dice and move as many places as you wish........ Hell, it won’t
matter.

(click
for large version)
2004
Mike (In Tokyo) Rogers Games
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Special thanks to Reggie Bates
June
28, 2004
Mike
(in Tokyo) Rogers [send
him mail] was born and raised in the USA and moved to Japan
in 1984. He has worked as an independent writer, producer, and personality
in the mass media for nearly 30 years.
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© 2004 LewRockwell.com
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