Cool & Strange Music Vol. 2 #3
by
Mike (in Tokyo) Rogers
by Mike (in Tokyo) Rogers

Cool &
Strange reader Tom Nielson with his very cool daughter
"Rogers! Get in here!" Yelled
the chief editor-dude as he stuffed the soggy wet-rag remains of
his Dutch Masters cigar into his mouth. "You forgot to meet
the deadline for the March edition of Cool & Strange Music.
What's your excuse this time?" He glared straight at me. I knew
I couldn’t lie my way out of this one, so I didn’t even try.
"I did?"
"Yes. You did, and you know it.
Don’t lie to me."
Actually, I wasn’t really lying. Is
it my fault that I rarely know the date? Heck, I usually don’t even
know whether it’s a Monday or a Friday... And what difference does
it make when you are living the life of a continental playboy-type
man of adventure in this topsy-turvy world of hit tunes? But let’s
face it, I forgot. I blew it. I shook my head, brushing my Farrah
Faucett-esque bangs back and smirked, "Hey Big L, it's only Rock'n'Roll,
eh?"
His mouth gaped open as wide as the
Lincoln Tunnel. He scrunched his brows up and, as the cigar dropped
from his lips, he slowly replied, "What did you say!?"
I messed up again! I thought,
Never, but never mention the "R" word to the big L!
"Er," I followed
up with, "it’s only Cool & Strange Music, boss!" I
put in a quick glance at the clock. "Zounds, chief! I’d better
get onto my next fantabulous review right now!" I jumped from
the chair and I was out the door. "I promise you that this
will be the best music review ever written! The best Cool &
Strange Music review in the history of man-kind!" I shouted
back as I rushed out the office.
I couldn’t hear him yelling at me
just as I escaped into the elevator. "It had better be the
best, Rogers, or you're fired! You hear me? I said, did you hear
me?" I didn’t hear him. I could only read his lips. I had my
Walk-man earphones on...
Where had I been for the past 4 weeks?
One could only wonder. But I knew that if this Cool & Strange
Music review wasn’t at least in the top ten of the all-time greatest
CD reviews in history, that I was as washed up as a head-cleaning
cassette for an 8-track tape deck.
The pressure was on. I had no idea
as to what I should review and I was mentally exhausted. I figured
I could finally finish that review of that Survivor album from that
Rocky II movie that I had been putting off for these last few decades.
But no. How could anyone listen to such torture? I certainly couldn’t.
I didn’t even want to think about it. Then it dawned on me. The
new TV show! That’s it! You see, starting May, a new TV show I am
working on, "Hi-Fi Zone," will air here in Japan. The
show will be on Tuesday through Friday nights starting at 11 PM
until midnight. The program is kind of like a Conan O’Brien meets
Jon Stewart meets MTV variety show and I’m in charge of the background
music and the artificial coffee sweeteners. I figure that I should
introduce you cats to those swinging sounds! Is that a great idea
or what? Where else can you find the actual music listed for my
favorite TV show?
This show is late-night, supposedly
intelligent, and it’s a talk and music show. So you can bet that
we want to play music that fits a suave and sophisticated atmosphere.
Kind of like the cool notes you’d hear if you walked into a really
fashionable New York or Paris nightclub filled with simply fabulous
people and other weirdoes. And what other kind of music could do
that more than music that features the sweet, sultry voice of the
saxophone?
Saxophobia:
Ultra Lounge 12 Saxophobia: Ultra Lounge (series)
List Price: $11.98 Sale Price:
$10.99
Okay, this is it! For you really hard-core
dyed-in-the-wool sax-only fans this may not be the album that makes
the kitten purrrr... But for most of us regular folks, this is a
true keeper. The sax is there in every track. But it is used wisely,
and like good seasoning in a deliriously delicious sauce, is mixed
in with other instruments to make an album that’s easy to listen
to from track one to the end and all over again. This is the album
that you will want to play when special people come over to visit
or when you are just relaxing by yourself and lovingly nursing that
well-needed cocktail at home.
Now I remember! This is the album
that made me forget where I was these last 4 weeks! Last I recollect
was I was driving a red 1964 Ferrari that had a Union Jack on the
hood with several Charlie’s Angels type of girls running their fingers
through my hair as I threw in this very CD for my next groovy musical
review. We were driving back after digging the scene at the party
after the after-party, after the party. After that, I don’t recall
what had happened. So if you want to go into another realm of Lounge
and sultry, sexy sounds, then this is the CD for you.
This album features some of the best
and most memorable versions of classics that I can recall. They’re
all there. "Harlem Nocturne," "Street Scene," or "One Mint Julep."
Great stuff by great artists like Les Baxter, King Curtis, Nelson
Riddle, Count Basie & His Orchestra, Nelson Riddle, and Louis
Prima & Sam Butera. This might become one of the best CDs you
own. Don’t believe me! Go to the link above and listen to the free
sound clips on every winning track!
And there is a surprise in store for
those of you tasteful folks who decide to get ahold of this album.
Look for a mystery song after the final track listed on the CD jacket.
Could there be a romantic message for the both of you?
Organs
in Orbit: Ultra Lounge 11
List Price: $11.98 Sale
Price: $10.99
This album is one of my absolute favorites
of the entire Lounge Series and it is HOT! I would suppose that
only people with extensive experience in Lounge Music should lay
their mitts on this slab of wax as it is not recommended for children
without adult supervision! Even so, this album is extremely fun
for everyone. It’s great for background music while having several
friends over or for tunes that everyone in the car can agree with
while on those long drives. Even though there are no Swing versions
of songs in this record Sorry Gramps Everyone will
enjoy this great collection. And, when you stop and think about
it, hot hoppin’ Hammond Organ doesn’t really fit in with some Bee-boppin’
Benny Goodman anyway.
I wouldn’t recommend this album for
those of you who wish to have a romantic interlude that evening
although putting this album on for a first date could cause
her to think that you are just one sweet, fun-loving guy
you scheming little devil, because this is not music for seduction.
This is just music for lots of fun and tons of toe tappin’!
Some songs on this compilation are
very hard, almost impossible, to find outside of this album. You
can pick up a Billy May album just about anywhere, but unless you
are a music geek, like me, you’ll have a very tough time finding
anything by John Buzon, Jackie Davis and Denny McClain. You'll be
surprised by how this album exceeds your wildest expectations. It
will be one of those albums that you play and all of your friends
and family will say, "Where did you ever get this?" Watch
out though! It might go suddenly missing soon after that!
Switched-On
Boxed Set Wendy Carlos [Box Set] [Enhanced]
List Price: $47.98 Sale
Price: $42.99
In 1968, when General Motors was still
king (ahem), Wendy Carlos turned the music world on its ear when
Switched-On-Bach first went on sale. The album was entirely performed
on the Moog synthesizer and with this one record, Wendy Carlos changed
our musical world forever. Oh, if only today’s electronic musical
geeks had one-one thousandth the imagination that Wendy Carlos did.
At first Wendy Carlos wanted to let
people know about the wonderful sounds that were being made with
the Moog synthesizer by other electronic artists of her day like
Karlheinz Stockhausen, but after this record, and a couple of follow-ups,
Carlos sold more records than Stockhausen has ever seen! Carlos
then became well-known, not only for the Switched On Bach albums,
and the soundtrack to the Stanley Kubrick movie, A
Clockwork Orange, but she remains one of the golden points
in 60’s music.
I’ve added this box set to this month’s
review because this gem is on sale! 80 songs for $42.99!? And you
can get free shipping? Are you kidding me? That works out to $7.44
for what will be a record that you pass onto your children. Don’t
believe me! Look at what Amazon has to say:
All four of Carlos's baroque-gone-space-age
LPs from the '70s are included here Switched-On Bach, The
Well-Tempered Synthesizer, Switched-On Bach II, and Switched-On
Brandenburgs completely remastered in all their stereophonic
glory and containing bonus tracks (the fourth CD is even enhanced
for use on your computer). The liner notes weigh in at around
150 pages, filled with photos and background information even
on the evolution of Carlos's studio (you get the original LP notes
in their entirety, too). The music? It's hilarious, absolutely
riveting, and whether Scarlatti, Bach, Handel, or Monteverdi
played successfully by Carlos and her battery of special
effects. For the lover of the eclectic or the classical fan who
knows how to let loose, this is a box set to get.
Need I say more?
Zydeco
Sont Pas Sale Clifton Chenier
Price: $10.98
Hold da printing presses! Look what
just came across my desk. Clifton Chernier doing the Zydeco thing
in Cajun French. If you’ve ever wondered what all the fuss was about
concerning Cajun music and Zydeco, then this is the CD for you.
I love Clifton Chernier! And even though I rarely recommend music
that has lyrics in it (because I find lyrics disturbing when I’m
listening to music and trying to get something done) I can whole-heartedly
recommend this robust and rhythmic CD to have you in that New Orleans
mood all day and all night.
The other thing that makes this such
a fascinating trip into another world of music for me is that Clifton
Chernier is singing in French... Er, I think. I guess it’s a mix
of Cajun and French, so I don’t understand a word. But that makes
it all the more fun.
The second track on the CD, "Blues
De Ma Negress," is my absolute favorite Zydeco song of all time.
One listen and you’ll agree. It's pure Cajun Blues. If you want
to hear a down-home, Bayou version of one of the only truly indigenous
brands of American Jazz left anywhere on the world, buy this recording.
Everyone in the family will enjoy this. And at only $10.98, you
can’t miss.
66
Easy Listening Favorites Various Artists [Import] [Box Set]
Price: $27.49
Okay, now that I have delved into
the murky depths of music that does have vocals, I reckon that this
is as good a chance as any to introduce a CD that I have wanted
to play for you folks for a very long time. It’s called 66 Easy
Listening Favorites. Now for you youngsters who want to show your
friends all of your cool knowledge about real music, or if you want
to start a radio station that actually gets some decent ratings,
then you need this CD. For you already worldly types (nudge, nudge,
wink, wink) then you will already know that this is a must have
CD simply by looking at the track selections by clicking on the
link above. Either way, one listen to this and you’ll see why I
place this as my #1 album for Easy Listening vocals.
There are 3 discs in this box set
so don’t let the $27.49 price tag put you off. It’s a great deal
as each CD has 22 tracks each on them. Here are some of the fabulous
faves you get:
"I Get a Kick Out of You"
by Felix Slatkin (Sorry Frank Sinatra fans, but this is the real
deal!) "Mission: Impossible" by Billy May, "Gold
Finger" by John Barry, "Hello, Dolly!" by Bobby Darin,
"Wimoweh" by Yma Sumac, "Black Coffee" by Julie
London, "Peter Gunn Suite" by Ray Anthony, "Ebb Tide"
by The Out-Islanders, "Girl from Ipanema" by Denny McLain,
and my all-time favorite Diva song, "Teach Me Tiger" by
April Stevens (Remember that one? "Teach me Tiger, how to love
you.... Wah, wah, wah, woah, woah." Grrr! Great stuff, eh?)
The sound quality is tops and the
song selection is a slice of Americana that is long since gone and
shall never return. Younger folks may not know the song titles,
but everyone knows these songs; they have been covered more than
ten-thousand times each by more than ten-thousand different artists,
but these were the originals that caught the imagination of the
American public, and in turn, caught the eye of the fashionable
people the world over.
Everything about this package just
shines with quality packaging and pride in the product. And it strikes
me as a little bit funny that such a snapshot of American greatness
was all put together by.... A Dutch record company. Buy this CD
now and you’ll hear... the rest of the story!
Hang
on Little Tomato Pink Martini
List Price: $19.98 Sale
Price: $14.99
This is the second release of one
of the more unusual, yet extremely stylish and accessible, young
new artists in the last ten years. Their name is Pink Martini and
they are simply a rare gem in the rough of today’s radio noise.
I first came across them on their 1997 debut album called, "Sympathique."
That album met with met with rave reviews and critical acclaim the
world over. In fact, even without any major label backing or any
radio airplay to speak of, Pink Martini sold well over a half million
copies of their debut, and all by word of mouth. From that, Pink
Martini had several very high-profile symphony dates and had their
tunes placed in many films and fashionable TV shows from New York
to Paris to Tokyo. Not to mention widespread use as background music
for the cat-walk for some very well-known fashion designers’ shows.
Sympathique
Pink Martini
List Price: $18.98 Sale
Price: $13.49
"Hang On Little Tomato"
is full of lush string arrangements, amazing vocals, and very international
rhythms. It is every bit as beautiful and brilliant as their debut
work. It does vary slightly from the debut as it features all original
pieces
Here’s what the press release says
about Pink Martini: Somewhere between a 1930s Cuban dance orchestra,
a classical chamber music ensemble, a Brazilian marching street
band and Japanese film noir is the 12-piece Pink Martini. Part language
lesson, part Hollywood musical, the Portland, Oregon-based "little
orchestra" was originally created in 1994 by Harvard-graduate Thomas
M. Lauderdale to play at political fundraisers for progressive causes
such as public broadcasting, clean water, libraries, civil rights
and affordable housing. In the years following, Pink Martini has
gone on to perform its multilingual repertoire on concert stages,
in smoky clubs and with symphony orchestras throughout Europe, Greece,
Turkey, Taiwan, Lebanon and the U.S.
Hang On Little Tomato, Pink Martini’s
much-anticipated second album, features a collection of original
songs written by the band and its extended family as well as a few
undiscovered gems reinterpreted in high style. Drawing on themes
that made Sympathique such a success, Hang On Little Tomato is the
result of the group’s diverse collaborations and inspirations. From
an advertisement for Hunt’s Ketchup in a 1964 issue of Life magazine
to a dance sequence in the 1950 Italian film Anna, Hang On Little
Tomato includes songs in French, Italian, Japanese, Spanish and
English. "Una Notte a Napoli," for example, was written with Alba
Clemente an Italian stage and television star in the 1970s
and DJ Johnny Dynell of the legendary New York-based nightclub
Jackie 60. There’s also the Pink martini version of the Japanese
song "Kikuchiyo To Mohshimasu" (the very polite Japanese way to
say, "My name is Kikuchiyo") that was originally recorded
and released 40 years ago.
Both Pink Martini albums are incredibly
well made and performed. They will satisfy both the thirst for something
new as well as the ear for the discerning in performance, talent,
and style. A truly remarkable recording in this day and age.
Sur
Le Meme Accord/Violin Concerto 2/Violin Concerto Anne-Sophie
Mutter
List Price: $16.98 Sale
Price: $13.99
This is for you lovers of Classical
music as well as those of you who are just looking for something
new and outstanding by a relative new-comer. People who really know
their Classical music need no introduction to Anne-Sophie Mutter
as she is considered in Europe as "one of the great violinists
of our time." Born in Germany, she has been performing internationally
since she was 13 years old. At her solo debut she was called, "the
greatest young musical talent since the young Menuhin" by the world-renowned
German director Herbert von Karajan.
Anne-Sophie Mutter plays mainly 20th-century
violin music. Witold Lutoslawski, Norbert Moret, Krzysztof Penderecki,
Wolfgang Rihm and Sebastian Currier have all dedicated new works
to her. In January 1998, Anne-Sophie Mutter won two "Grammy Awards"
as "Best Instrumental Soloist Performance With Orchestra" and as
"Best Classical Contemporary Composition".
For those who are looking for some
very refreshing, beautiful sounds and are in love with the violin,
this CD is for you.
Lower
Lurum Hans Reichel
List Price: $15.98
This album is billed as a "Guitar
and Daxophone Operetta." What’s a Daxophone? Good question.
Well, I suppose a Daxophone is a home-made wooden instrument that
you or I might mistakenly use to toss our salads with. But I’m sure
the musician of the house would have a heart attack if we did. I
hear that the Daxophone is a wooden box instrument that has all
these hand-made "forks" placed in it to make all sorts
of unbelievable sounds.
Hans Reichel has made all the instruments
on this album by himself, including the acoustic double-neck guitar.
The guitar is used on this album to give melody to an impressive
array of musical rhythms that are created using our salad forks,
er, I mean, Daxophone. The soft sounds and sometimes almost indiscernible
differences in tones that the various Daxophone instruments make
is incredibly beautiful and relaxing at the same time. Sometimes
the Daxophone hums like the voices of angels and sometimes it’s
downright flatulent. But it is very easy to listen to and enjoy.
This album is almost one that I could imagine putting the baby to
sleep with or as using as "earthy atmosphere" in a work-place
setting. Even though this CD is Cool & Strange, file it under:
Jazz.
Of course, you read about it first
here in Cool & Strange Music!
Gravikords,
Whirlies & Pyrophones: Experimental Musical Instruments
Bart Hopkin
List Price: $19.99
Well, since we are already on the
strange side of the cool music, might as well throw this one in
the deck for you. Because this is an exceptionally cool CD too!
Here’s what the music magazines have to say about this terrifically
excellent collection of recordings:
A rollicking pool party of a book
and CD package! ... entertainment at its finest adventurous,
warm, honest and thought-provoking. Tower Records Pulse!
Superbly done ... a head-stretcher
for the eyes and ears ... ~ Stereophile Magazine
And Amazon toots this album’s horn
better than I ever could!:
Gravikords, Whirlies and Pyrophones
is a book-and-CD package devoted to new and unheard-of musical
instruments. The book, written by Bart Hopkin with an introduction
by Tom Waits, is full of irresistible photographs and informative
text; the CD is full of great music; every page and every track
overflow with ideas and originality. Nineteen of the world’s most
interesting and inventive musical instrument makers appear.
This is a fantastically fun and interesting
journey into the human imagination and the musical gems that the
geniuses before us have borne. So what are you waiting for? This
CD won’t last long!
Thai
Beat a Go-Go, Vol. 2 Various Artists
List Price: $17.98 Sale
Price: $14.99
Well, let me practice my Thai. Sawadi
ka! Hello! (I think.) Ever been to Thailand? Well, if you haven’t
you definitely must go at least once in your life. Thailand is the
kind of place that you go on vacation to and never want to leave.
And I’m not making this up! I go there every year sometimes
staying for 4 or 5 weeks at a time and I never want to leave.
All my friends are the same way too. Now, most places might bore
me to death within 4 days (my home of California for example) or
they might make me want to leave after two days (like when I get
my butt beat at Las Vegas), but Thailand is pure heaven! It’s cheap,
safe, and the food is fantastic!
Oh, and did I mention about the music
too? No? Well, if you have an ear for kitsch and groovy beats, then
you must buy this CD. Modern Thai Pop music cracks me up! And if
you have a sense of humor, then this CD will crack you up too. But
that doesn’t mean that this is a comedy album. No siree! This is
a great and quite enjoyable album for everyone.
In this day and age when ninety-nine
percent of Big Label Rock music has become completely boring and
unbelievably unoriginal, it’s always a very refreshing blast to
hear that there are still a lot of different ways to approach this
Pop Music stuff. Sometimes, the people who know the least about
the roots of Rock, do the best job.
Thai
Beat A Go-Go, Vol. 1
This is the Siam Sizzler! Every big
1960’s Thai tune is here. And they are all featured on this collection
that is the second in a series. Who could forget these Thai classics:
Tee Makhuea Pok (Your Cheatin' Heart), Kotmorn Yoop Yap (All Shook
Up), Shimmy Shimmy Ko Ko Bop (Don’t know how to translate this one
into English), and finally the totally fab Thai version of The Beatles’
Lady Madonna! They’re all here. And not only that, the sound quality
is great!
So, Kap pun ka! (Thank you!)... I
wanted to say something like, "Buy it" but that’s about
the extent of my Thai language abilities! So get Kotmorn Yoop Yap
(All Shook Up) with this killer CD! Chuckle. You’ll love it too!
And while we're here, you might as
well pick up this next one too!
Cambodian
Rocks Volume 1 Various Artists
Price: $16.99
In the 1970’s Cambodians, who were
wealthy enough to afford a good musical instrument, traveled to
and from France, and became very influenced by the western music.
Imagine Cambodian music with bits of the Beatles, The Monkees, Bee
Gees, Santana, Van Morrison, Paul Revere and the Raiders, the Carpenters,
and much more in Cambodian versions with Cambodian lyrics?!
These late-60's/early 70's era songs
have a sound that's completely inexplicable despite the use of standard
rock instrumentation and song structures. The blossoming night club
scene in the urban areas and loads of bar bands during the '70s
brought true music groups together, combining a fascinating and
primal version of rock n roll, surf, r 'n' b sometimes all
in one song. I recommend this Cambodian Rocks CD to everyone!
Spook
Along With Zacherley Zacherley
List Price: $15.98
Okay, it’s not Halloween, but I’m
doing a variety show and this next record will be gone soon if you
get your hands on one now! And heck, everyone knows that if you
wait for Halloween to find good music for the occasion, every good
one will be sold out by the time you go to the store, so why wait?
Get one of these today!
For you oldsters this will be a frightfully
fun record and a wonderful memory! Do you remember Zacherley? Way
back in the days of black & white TV, Zacherley hosted a kids'
show on Saturday mornings and he was the original cool TV ghoul.
Of course I just loved Elvira
too! She had her, er, good points. But Zacherley was the first.
Even
though this is considered a "Halloween record", it is
not even though it is great fun for that too. It is definitely
just a hilarious record full of early 1960’s Hollywood kitsch and
bad puns. The songs are all great and I think that "Coolest
Little Monster" was by far and away a better song than Bobby
"Boris" Pickett’s "Monster Mash." File Zacherley
under definitely "Cool & Strange."
And finally, here’s a few great CD’s
that I have just got to tell you about!
Cirque
Du Soleil: Tapis Rouge Solarium Cirque Du Soleil
List Price: $16.98 Sale
Price: $14.99
Speaking of Las Vegas, if you’ve ever
been to Vegas then you have heard the name Cirque Du Soleil. Made
famous in the Viva city and in Europe as well, Cirque Du Soliel,
is the lush and exciting orchestral backing for many well-known,
long-running shows such as "O."
This is by far, in my opinion, their
best CD ever. I mention this because they came out with a new one
recently called, "Zumanity" and it is, well, crap. Don’t
buy Zumanity. It will ruin you on the fabulous dream-world sounds
of Cirque Du Soleil. Tapis Rouge Solarium is the one you want and
will always keep.
Apply
Some Pressure Maximo Park [Import]
List Price: $9.49
I don’t usually even talk about Rock
bands at all. But I must mention Maximo Park. You fans of Rock music
probably haven’t heard about these guys yet, but Maximo Park is
the best, and most exciting, new Rock band to come along in years.
America’s big three record labels are now in a wild feeding frenzy
over signing this artist for release in the United States. And after
seeing their show, I understand why. This is the best British Pop
to come out since the British Invasion of the 1960’s.
Buy this record and be the first in
your town to know why and to agree with me. Maximo Park are
going to be HUGE! And don’t forget, you read about them in Cool
& Strange Music first!
Well,
that’s it for this time. Trust me, if you love good music, then
you and yours will enjoy every CD I’ve listed today. If you do check
some of these out, please write to me to tell me how much you enjoyed
these sounds! Keep on a grooving and I’ll see you back here next
month for more Cool & Strange Music! Shazam!
April
23, 2005
Mike
(in Tokyo) Rogers [send
him mail] was born and raised in the USA and moved to Japan
in 1984. He has worked as an independent writer, producer, and personality
in the mass media for nearly 30 years.
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