New Motto
by
Charley
Reese
by Charley Reese
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I have a rifle,
a shotgun and a few rounds of ammunition locked away in my gun safe.
Should I learn that enemy soldiers are landing on the beach, I will
hobble down to the dunes and kill as many of them as I can before
they kill me.
That being
said, as long as foreign folk stay on their side of the border,
I don't give a birdie's tweet what they do or say or think. We should
drop the motto "In God We Trust" and adopt a new one,
"Let Us Mind Our Own Business."
Isolationism,
as defined by George Washington, is an exceedingly good policy.
Washington warned us in his "Farewell Address" to steer
clear of entangling alliances, foreign quarrels and feuds. They
don't concern us, he said. Our only concerns, vis-à-vis foreign
powers, should be friendship and commerce. We should treat all countries
equally, granting neither favors nor trying to harm anyone.
The only leaders
we should be concerned about are our own. God knows we have a difficult
time choosing good ones among our own people without worrying about
the leaders people in other countries choose or have to live under.
Given the economy, the poverty, the decaying infrastructure and
the enormous mountains of debt, we have enough on our plate without
trying to solve any other country's problems.
We should
end foreign aid, abolish the CIA and withdraw from all international
organizations, including the North Atlantic Treaty Organization.
Americans would be astounded at how much money they could save if
we shucked the empire, and pretty soon they would be amazed at how
much the rest of the world actually liked us once we quit interfering
in their lives.
I am, of course,
indulging in wishful thinking. The empire is very profitable for
an elite few. Every foreigner with his hand in our treasury has
hired lobbyists and public-relations firms to make sure it stays
there. On the whole, Congress is gutless and, to a large extent,
brainless. Some members are outright crooks, and others have oiled
the zippers on their trousers. They are in love with the sound of
their own voices. Most are contemptuous of the voters, confident
they can dupe enough of them for a slim majority at the next election.
There are
a handful of honorable public servants, but they are such a minority
and so studiously ignored by the corporate media that chances of
improvement from within are slim to none.
And let's
face it: We the American people, beneficiaries of a free republic,
are on the whole woefully ignorant, woefully apathetic and woefully
selfish. I used to tease my friend at the local chamber of commerce
who fancied himself a conservative. I called him a long-distance
conservative. He wanted the federal government to save money by
not spending any in Oregon, but he lusted after every federal dollar
he could lure to his own city.
Local media
are likewise. They will openly upbraid a congressman who fails to
bring home the bacon, now referred to as an "earmark."
We may or
may not be too incompetent to run our own country, but there is
no doubt that we are incompetent to rule the world. President Bush,
who seems to wish he were Caesar, makes one blunder after another.
The only question remaining is, Will he run out of term before he
runs out of opportunities to finish wrecking the country?
He's
made a pretty complete mess of the Middle East and seems intent
on restarting the Cold War with Russia. As a measure of his stupidity,
even as the angry Russians resume regular flights of their long-range
strategic nuclear bombers, he is moving the North American Aerospace
Defense Command out of its protective mountain bunker and into an
office building. Now that's smart, eh?
September
5, 2007
Charley
Reese [send
him mail] has been a journalist for 49 years.
©
2007 by King Features Syndicate, Inc.
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