No Sweat
by
Charley
Reese
by Charley Reese
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Here are the
facts on global warming: In the past 100 years, the average temperature
of Earth has risen six-tenths of one degree. In the past 100 years,
carbon dioxide in the atmosphere has increased about 80 parts per
million so that it stands at about 370 parts per million. Sea levels
are estimated to have risen 10 to 20 centimeters in the same time
frame.
That's it.
Everything else is speculation based on computer models, which several
scientists say are unreliable. Think. If they can't reliably forecast
the weather 48 hours in advance, it's extremely unlikely that a
forecast 100 years in the future is worth even noticing.
Computer models
are essentially spreadsheets, and there are far too many variables
to construct one of the entire Earth and its atmosphere.
Now, here's
what you can do about climate change: nothing.
We live in
a world of babble that goes on 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
We are drowning in information, probably 90 percent of which is
false, only partially true or entirely irrelevant.
To put this
subject in perspective, one should remember that Earth has gone
through a number of drastic climate changes long before human beings
were even here or numerous enough to have any effect. It might again.
If it does, then people will have to improvise and adapt. That happens
to be what humans do best, which is why there are 6 billion of us
crawling around on the planet.
At any rate,
it is foolish to worry about anything that is (a) beyond our control
and (b) beyond our expected life span.
We suffer
from a great proliferation of busybodies and huge egos. It takes
a monstrously large ego to presume to see into the future and to
pretend that one can change the course of Earth's climate. We have
no control over the amount of energy the sun radiates; we have no
control over Earth's magnetic field; and we have no control over
Earth's volcanoes. We have no control over Earth's atmosphere. What
humans inject into it amounts to little more than a cosmic passing
of gas.
A human being
has a relatively short life span. As the ancient Greeks recognized,
any rational human being wishes, as much as possible, to avoid pain
and experience pleasure. To do that requires a rational approach,
and part of that is setting priorities.
If you are
inclined to worry, which is really a waste of time, there's a long
list of things to worry about before you get to global warming.
Let the scientists, most of whom are grant hogs, babble. Let the
media, the most unreliable source of information you can find, babble
on. Remember, the media have to turn everything into a story, even
if it's just a passing rain shower.
In the meantime,
play with your children or grandchildren; tend your garden; read
some good books; listen to beautiful music; go to a ballgame; have
a picnic; and do whatever else will give you pleasure. Whether you
engage in pleasurable activities or sit at home and fret, Earth's
climate will be the same. Most everything will be the same. The
babble will go on. The decayed culture of America will continue
to rot. Today's celebrities will be gone or forgotten in 15 years.
The
gods did not place the destiny of Earth, much less the universe,
on our puny shoulders. If there is a Judgment Day, you won't be
asked about your carbon footprint or how well you managed the solar
system. So remember the Eleventh Commandment: "Thou shall not
sweat it, ace."
June
4, 2007
Charley
Reese [send
him mail] has been a journalist for 49 years.
©
2007 by King Features Syndicate, Inc.
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