Scamtorum: 'Here I Come To Save the Day'

Writes Paul Mulshine:

In what may be one of the final questions of the final debate of the 2012 GOP presidential primary, the candidates were asked to sum themselves up in one word.

First to answer was Ron Paul. He offered the word "consistent." No one could argue with that. He has indeed been consistent.

But then came Rick Santorum:

"Courage."

You gotta be kidding me.

Imagine you're standing around with a bunch of your friends in a bar. And imagine someone asks each guy to describe himself in one word.

There is not a guy on Earth who would say "courage." His friends would spit their beer out laughing. It's one thing when other people call you brave. Then you look like Superman.

But when you call yourself brave, you might as well put on a Mighty Mouse cape.

Read the rest. (Thanks to Brad Funkhouser)