a quick note to let you know that everything is going well with
me. But then, you knew that of course, from watching American TV!
We did have one small problem in our luxury suite at the hotel here
in *******. It was terrible – the TV picture was flickering continuously
– no one should have to go through that. Holy War requires of us
that we sacrifice much; that was way above and beyond what a jihadist
soldier should have to endure! One laughs in retrospect – the infidels
had assumed I was cowering in a cave somewhere ducking their bombs
but in reality I was engaged in a deadly struggle with poor TV reception
and bad room service!
be to Allah – they have quickly abandoned their "wanted dead
or alive" nonsense and already forgotten that it was I who
struck them such a deadly blow. Is Allah great or what?
I noted in my last letter, the war is going exactly as planned.
The latest Bush is just like his father and is doing precisely what
we wanted – Allah must have bent him to our will. I’ll try to spell
out some of our many successes here for you so that you can see
that your son is not just sitting around and watching himself on
so called Homeland Security department has been wonderful – all
those lovely colors and fanciful alerts – but did they dare to oppose
or even to approach the soldiers of jihad? Their INS is even better
– our people are arriving in record numbers and will soon exist
in sufficient numbers to strike a deadly blow right there in the
belly of the beast. Like Europe, America will soon submit to the
will of the believers!
frightened rabbits who once shouted their opposition to Islam almost
immediately capitulated and passed a version of Sharia Law which
amusingly, they called The Patriot Act. As is well known in our
country, calling a camel a horse doesn’t make it one.
managed to get all the truly dangerous infidels to stop flying –
after all, only a cretin would submit himself to the humiliation
that our agents at the airport are handing out. Our top man of course
is the infidel that calls himself Norman Minetta – he has managed
to keep the pilots from being armed as well as the passengers. So
the sky belongs to us.
that dangerous and frightening moment when Bush closed the borders
everything has thankfully returned to normal. We’re getting the
drugs and weapons through without problem and have convinced the
Americans that it is "racist" to even look for our agents.
Allah has truly muddled their minds and delivered them into our
program to trick Americans into disarming themselves is proceeding
well despite that momentary setback after we destroyed their twin
towers. Even their hated National Rifle Association is playing ball
with us on that one. There was a time when it seemed that every
infidel had an assault weapon but our agents in their Congress have
served us well. Only Allah could have so scattered the brains of
our enemies that they would think disarming themselves somehow made
one part of our plan that really worried me at first was the issue
of diverting their attack from us to one of our enemies. I regret
that I had so little faith – it has turned out just as we wished.
Their initial assaults on the Taliban gave us time to hide most
of our assets and to remove my person from danger. Now, thanks be
to Allah, we have tricked them into assisting our people in Iraq
– it’s well past time to be rid of Sadaam Hussein who is himself
no worse than an infidel.
you ever doubt the power of Islam, remember that those idiotic Americans
are still supporting our forces in Yugoslavia! After 911 I had my
doubts about that too, but this younger Bush has been marvelous
for us – a worthy successor to our agent, El Clinton.
as I write this, our temporary allies in Southern Africa are working
their vengeance on the Western Christians who will soon be expunged
from that area. I have to laugh as I write this. With the Westerners
gone, our "allies" will soon be back in their proper place
as infidels – serving us faithfully as slaves as once they did before
those blasphemous Christians dared to contradict the will of Allah
and ban slavery!
assured Mom, I’m not getting over confident. Our plan to overwhelm
the Americans by getting them to commit all their forces to various
theatres of war is tricky and could still go wrong. Yet I look at
my globe and there they are – everywhere and nowhere. Soon they’ll
be so scattered and vulnerable that America will fall into our hands
like a ripe fig. Admittedly, some of their soldiers can be very
dangerous. Thankfully, El Clinton did his work well so only a very
few of them are truly dangerous hence we may assume our plan is
control of the American media was a breeze. Night and day our media
agents beat their breasts and rend their garments, calling for an
end to surveillance of our jihadist brethren. Astonishing what a
few dollars will buy these days.
major victory was taking over their school system – we had much
help from American Marxists but we’ll take care of them later. The
hated name of Jesus is officially banned from their schools and
they now teach only the glory of Islam. Is that incredible I ask
remain however, some very troublesome infidels such as Stromberg,
Raimondo and that rascal Lew Rockwell who have not yet been brought
under proper control. Like them, others, thankfully few, continue
to yammer for security at the borders and they naturally wish to
expel our agents from their homeland. But not to worry – we have
the big media, the small will follow. The Americans are told what
to think by their televisions and we can always count on the networks.
Ha! Are they in for a surprise one of these days soon.
best news of all is that the Americans have finally abandoned that
devilish constitutional republic nonsense. A decentralized America
that minded it’s own business could be a real threat to Islam but
I don’t think we have much to worry about at this point in time.
Everything is on schedule and we will soon capture the prize that
our fathers forfeited so shamefully: the destruction and enslavement
of western civilization. We give the credit though, to Allah, who
rendered the infidel of this age so ridiculously stupid and filled
him with self loathing. Allah Akbar!
Mom there you have it – I’m looking good and feeling good, living
a quiet life and generally enjoying myself and my wives while I
prepare the next step in our campaign to bring the west to its knees
and fulfill the great dream of Mohammed.
loving son, Osama
Mr. Peirce [send
him mail] fought with the Rhodesian freedom fighters (the Ian
Smith side, of course).
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