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A
Better Idea Than a Baseball Strike
by
James Ostrowski
To
Major League Baseball players: Your last strike cost you many devoted
fans including this writer. I have a better idea for you than going
on strike on August 30th. Start your own league. If the
greedy owners are exploiting you; if you are the product;
if no one comes to a game to see the owner juggle martinis in his
luxury box, then you guys can start your own league and keep all
the profits derived from the sweat of your brows. If there was ever
an ideal instance for proving the labor theory of value, it is professional
sports, a business where what the players do on the field or court
appears to constitute the entirety of the enterprise and one wonders
what in the world those fat old cigar-smoking, bourbon-slugging
owners do to earn all those millions.
I
have some bad news for the players, though. Even if you guys could,
in theory, start your league and make a lot more money, the fact
that you haven’t already done so proves that you never had what
it takes to do it in the first place. You didn’t have the entrepreneurial
insight that successful business requires. You guys hit home
runs and make double plays; you don’t invent new forms of doing
business. But don’t feel bad. It is not like all you had to do was
think up the idea. You lacked all the other skills needed to carry
it out: management, marketing, raising capital, risk-taking, advertising,
legal, accounting and so on. You guys are baseball players, not
businessmen. Stick to what you do well. Babe Ruth may have been
the best player of all time, but he could not have operated a lemonade
stand.
By
all means, however, try to get the highest salaries you can get.
That’s capitalism, right? Yes, that’s capitalism, but baseball
is not capitalistic. No, not because it is exempt from antitrust
laws. Antitrust is just an elaborate scam whereby mediocre businessmen
and envious bureaucrats join forces to destroy successful entrepreneurs.
The free market needs no help promoting competition from that ultimate
monopoly, the federal government, which showed what it thought about
competition when the South seceded from the union. Too bad the feds
are exempt from antitrust laws.
I
have three things in mind when I say that baseball is not capitalistic.
First, it has socialized its stadium costs by forcing taxpayers
to pay for them. You players also participate in this socialist
scheme because the less money your team needs to spend on capital
and real estate, the more money there is available to pay your salaries.
So please don’t give me any rhetoric about free agency when the
very fields you play on were built with the slave labor of taxpayers.
Besides, baseball players (even Curt
Flood) always were free agents. They were free to play
baseball for any human being who was willing to pay them.
Second,
your players’ union has monopoly power over your employers, granted
by federal union laws, above and beyond any right or power available
in a free market. The owners must deal with a union chosen by a
majority of the players. Hey, whatever happened to free agency:
the freedom of the owners to contract with individual players if
they want to? It was this monopoly power to destroy the owners’
free agency that ultimately led to the replacement of the "reserve
clause" with an alleged "free agency." This in turn
has led to the problems that plague baseball today: revolving door
rosters that fail to generate fan interest or loyalty, and domination
of sports by two or three wealthy teams. If "free agency"
was anti-monopoly, how did it deliver a monopoly on the World Series
to the Yankees?
Third,
baseball, like any other business, is not capitalistic because its
owners and workers must pay exorbitant corporate and income taxes.
Remember free agency, the first principle of all professional athletes
in team sports? Remember how you called the reserve clause legalized
slavery and involuntary servitude. I suggest you guys ask your accountants
how much you would be making without the government taxing you against
your will and treating you as involuntary servants. And ask your
accountants to estimate how much more you could be paid if your
employers’ corporate and income taxes were abolished as well.
Imagine
what would happen if professional baseball players, joined by their
colleagues in football, basketball, and hockey, called for free
agency for taxpayers. For lots of reasons, some good, some bad,
the players are always blamed for striking. You will always lose
that public relations battle. Here’s a battle where public opinion
will be on your side. Forget the baseball strike; instead, strike
at our confiscatory tax laws that make you modern-day tax slaves.
And forget what your union officials say. You are free agents, aren’t
you?
August
23, 2002
James
Ostrowski is an attorney practicing at 984 Ellicott Square, Buffalo,
New York 14203; (716) 854-1440; FAX 853-1303. See his website
at http://jimostrowski.com.
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© 2002 LewRockwell.com
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