I guess Im
supposed to be shocked and dismayed by the clips,
released this weekend, of Prince Harry using some rather mild racial
language and generally acting like a buffoon while his First Mechanized
Brigades tours Iraq. But for some reason I wasnt much
offended at all.
Sure, its
best not to call a member of your own brigade our little Paki
friend, nor should a royal heir be spending his time, as they
say, taking the mickey out of the Queen. Still, the prince was engaged
in exactly the kind of clowning around that one would expect of
a healthy young man of 24. (Just put the bloody camera away, Harry this
kind of thing seems hilarious at the time but always ends up in
disaster.)
See for yourself:
But fear not!
Even if this Takimag editor doesnt see what all the fuss is
about, the national Equity and Human Rights commission is on the
case. And the Ministry of Defense has launched a formal
inquiry and released the following earnest public announcement:
This sort of language is not acceptable in a modern army.
I for one want the people charged with defending my country to be
a bunch of mean, surly, cut-throat sons of bitches, but then Ive
always been out of step with the protocols of a modern army
in which the deadly use of force is reserved for humanitarian
intervention, peace keeping, and making sure Afghan
women receive an undergraduate education. Perhaps some more taxpayer
funded diversity training in the schools will result from the Paki
imbroglio? All we can say for sure is that, in the words
of Brendan ONeill, the old elite and its outdated
manners (as personified by the Royal Family) has been well and truly
usurped by a new elite and its new-fangled manners (as personified
by quangos issuing guidelines on what words we may and may not use
these days).