Cartman Shrugged: The Invisible Gnomes and the Invisible Hand in
South Park
by
Paul Cantor
Previously
by Paul Cantor: How
Dinosaurs Were Made Extinct
Comedy makes
fun of people that is its nature. As Aristotle stated in
his Poetics,
comedy portrays people as worse than they are and makes them look
ridiculous. To laugh at people is to feel superior to them. Comedy
can thus be downright vicious. The contemporaries of a given comedy
may well be offended by it, especially when they are the objects
of its ridicule and feel threatened by it. Only the passage of time
can soften the initially savage blows of satiric comedy and allow
later generations to put up on a pedestal authors who were originally
viewed by their angry contemporaries as being deep down in the gutter.
Thus the people
who condemn South
Park today for being offensive need to be reminded that
comedy is by its very nature offensive. It derives its energy from
its transgressive power, its ability to break taboos, to speak the
unspeakable. Comedians are always pushing the envelope, probing
to see how much they can get away with in violating the speech codes
of their day. Comedy is a social safety valve. We laugh precisely
because comedians momentarily liberate us from the restrictions
that conventional society imposes on us. We applaud comedians because
they say right out in front of an audience what, supposedly, nobody
is allowed to say in public. Paradoxically, then, the more permissive
American society has become, the harder it has become to write comedy.
As censorship laws have been relaxed and people have been allowed
to say and show almost anything in movies and television
above all, to deal with formerly taboo sexual material comedy
writers, such as the creators of South Park, Trey Parker
and Matt Stone, must have begun to wonder if there is any way left
to offend audiences.
The genius
of Parker and Stone was to see that in our day a new frontier of
comic transgression has opened up because of the phenomenon known
as political correctness. Our age may have tried to dispense with
the conventional pieties of earlier generations, but it has developed
new pieties of its own. They may not look like the traditional pieties,
but they are enforced in the same old way, with social pressure
and sometimes even legal sanctions punishing people who dare to
violate the new taboos. Many of our colleges and universities today
have speech codes, which seek to define what can and cannot be said
on campus and in particular to prohibit anything that might be interpreted
as demeaning someone because of his or her race, religion, gender,
disability, and a whole series of other protected categories. Sex
may no longer be taboo in our society, but sexism now is. Seinfeld
(1989–1998) was perhaps the first mainstream television comedy that
systematically violated the new taboos of political correctness.
The show repeatedly made fun of contemporary sensitivities about
such issues as sexual orientation, ethnic identity, feminism, and
disabled people. Seinfeld proved that being politically
incorrect can be hilariously funny in today’s moral and intellectual
climate, and South Park followed its lead.
The show has
mercilessly satirized all forms of political correctness
anti–hate crime legislation, tolerance indoctrination in the schools,
Hollywood do-gooding of all kinds, environmentalism and anti-smoking
campaigns, the Americans with Disabilities Act, the Special Olympics
the list goes on and on. It is hard to single out the most
politically incorrect moment in the history of South Park,
but I will nominate the fifth-season episode "Cripple
Fight" (#503). It portrays in gory detail what happens when
two "differently abled" or, rather, "handi-capable" boys named Timmy
and Jimmy square off for a violent and interminable
battle in the streets of South Park. The show obviously relishes
the sheer shock value of moments such as this. But more is going
on here than transgressing the boundaries of good taste just for
transgression’s sake.
A Plague
on Both Your Houses
This is where
libertarianism enters the picture in South Park. The show
criticizes political correctness in the name of freedom. That is
why Parker and Stone can proclaim themselves equal opportunity satirists:
they make fun of the old pieties as well as the new, ridiculing
both the right and the left insofar as both seek to restrict freedom.
"Cripple Fight" is an excellent example of the balance and evenhandedness
of South Park and the way it can offend both ends of the
political spectrum. The episode deals in typical South Park
fashion with a contemporary controversy, one that has even made
it into the courts: whether homosexuals should be allowed to lead
Boy Scout troops. The episode makes fun of the old-fashioned types
in the town who insist on denying a troop leadership to Big Gay
Al (a recurrent character whose name says it all). As it frequently
does with the groups it satirizes, South Park, even as
it stereotypes homosexuals, displays sympathy for them and their
right to live their lives as they see fit. But just as the episode
seems to be simply taking the side of those who condemn the Boy
Scouts for homophobia, it swerves in an unexpected direction. Standing
up for the principle of freedom of association, Big Gay Al himself
defends the right of the Boy Scouts to exclude homosexuals. An organization
should be able to set up its own rules, and the law should not impose
society’s notions of political correctness on a private group. This
episode represents South Park at its best looking
at a complicated issue from both sides and coming up with a judicious
resolution of the issue. And the principle on which the issue is
resolved is freedom. As the episode shows, Big Gay Al should be
free to be homosexual, but the Boy Scouts should also be free as
an organization to make their own rules and exclude him from a leadership
post if they so desire.
This libertarianism
makes South Park offensive to the politically correct,
for, if applied consistently, it would dismantle the whole apparatus
of speech control and thought manipulation that do-gooders have
tried to construct to protect their favored minorities. With its
support for freedom in all areas of life, libertarianism defies
categorization in terms of the standard one-dimensional political
spectrum of right and left. In opposition to the collectivist and
anticapitalist vision of the left, libertarians reject central planning
and want people to be free to pursue their self-interest as they
see fit. But in contrast to conservatives, libertarians also oppose
social legislation; they generally favor the legalization of drugs
and the abolition of all censorship and antipornography laws. Because
of the tendency in American political discourse to lump libertarians
with conservatives, many commentators on South Park fail
to see that it does not criticize all political positions indiscriminately,
but actually stakes out a consistent alternative to both liberalism
and conservatism with its libertarian philosophy.
Parker and
Stone have publicly identified themselves as libertarians and openly
reject both liberals and conservatives. Parker has said, "We avoid
extremes but we hate liberals more than conservatives, and we hate
them." This does seem to be an accurate assessment of the leanings
of the show. Even though it is no friend of the right, South
Park is more likely to go after left-wing causes. In an interview
in Reason, Matt Stone explained that he and Parker were
on the left of the political spectrum when they were in high school
in the 1980s, but in order to maintain their stance as rebels, they
found that when they went to the University of Colorado in Boulder,
and even more when they arrived in Hollywood, they had to change
their positions and attack the prevailing left-wing orthodoxy. As
Stone says: "I had Birkenstocks in high school. I was that guy.
And I was sure that those people on the other side of the political
spectrum [the right] were trying to control my life. And then I
went to Boulder and got rid of my Birkenstocks immediately, because
everyone else had them and I realized that those people over here
[on the left] want to control my life too. I guess that defines
my political philosophy. If anybody’s telling me what I should do,
then you’ve got to really convince me that it’s worth doing."
Defending
the Undefendable
The libertarianism
of Parker and Stone places them at odds with the intellectual establishment
of contemporary America. In the academic world, much of the media,
and a large part of the entertainment business especially
the Hollywood elite anticapitalist views generally prevail.
As we saw in chapter 5 on Martin Scorsese’s The
Aviator, studies have shown that those who are engaged
in business are usually portrayed in an unfavorable light in films
and television. South Park takes particular delight in
skewering the Hollywood stars who exploit their celebrity to conduct
liberal or left-wing campaigns against the workings of the free
market (Barbra Streisand, Rob Reiner, Sally Struthers, and George
Clooney are among the celebrities the show has pilloried). Most
of the celebrities who are shown in South Park are impersonated
("poorly," as the opening credits keep reminding us), but even some
of those who have voluntarily chosen to participate have been treated
shabbily. Clooney, for example, who helped the show originally get
on the air, was reduced to barking as Stan’s gay dog, Sparky, in
the first-season episode "Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Boat Ride" (#104).
Like Tim Burton, Parker and Stone seem to enjoy taking Hollywood
icons down a peg or two. They share Burton’s contempt for all the
elites who set themselves up as superior to ordinary Americans.
In an interview in 2004, Parker said of Hollywood, "People in the
entertainment industry are by and large whore-chasing drug-addict
f---ups. But they still believe they’re better than the guy in Wyoming
who really loves his wife and takes care of his kids and is a good,
outstanding, wholesome person. Hollywood views regular people as
children, and they think they’re the smart ones who need to tell
the idiots out there how to be." In Parker’s description of the
typical Hollywood mentality, we can recognize the attitude toward
the American heartland that we saw Gene Roddenberry adopt in Have
Gun–Will Travel. Stone joins Parker in criticizing this
patronizing elitism: "In Hollywood, there’s a whole feeling that
they have to protect Middle America from itself. . . . And that’s
why South Park was a big hit up front, because it doesn’t
treat the viewer like a f---ing retard."
South Park
is rare among television shows for its willingness to celebrate
the free market and even to come to the defense of what is evidently
the most hated institution in Hollywood, the corporation. For example,
in the ninth-season episode "Die
Hippie Die" (#902), Cartman fights the countercultural forces
who invade South Park and mindlessly blame all the troubles of America
on "the corporations." Of all South Park episodes, the
second-season "Gnomes"
(#217) offers the most fully developed defense of capitalism, and
I will attempt a comprehensive interpretation of it in order to
demonstrate how genuinely intelligent and thoughtful the show can
be. "Gnomes" deals with a common charge against the free market:
that it allows large corporations to drive small businesses into
the ground, much to the detriment of consumers. In "Gnomes" a national
coffee chain called Harbucks an obvious reference to Starbucks
comes to South Park and tries to buy out the local Tweek
Bros. coffee shop. Mr. Tweek casts himself as the hero of the story,
a small-business David battling a corporate Goliath. The episode
satirizes the cheap anticapitalist rhetoric in which such conflicts
are usually formulated in contemporary America, with the small business
shown to be purely good and the giant corporation shown to be purely
evil. "Gnomes" systematically deconstructs this simplistic opposition.
In the standard
narrative, the small business operator is presented as a public
servant, almost unconcerned with profits, simply a friend to his
customers, whereas the corporation is presented as greedy and uncaring,
doing nothing for the consumer. "Gnomes" shows instead that Mr.
Tweek is just as self-interested as any corporation, and he is in
fact cannier in promoting himself than Harbucks is. The Harbucks
representative, John Postem, is blunt and gruff, an utterly charmless
man who thinks that he can just state the bare economic truth and
get away with it: "Hey, this is a capitalist country, pal
get used to it." The irony of the episode is that the supposedly
sophisticated corporation completely mishandles public relations,
naïvely believing that the superiority of its product will be enough
to ensure its triumph in the marketplace.
The common
charge against large corporations is that, with their financial
resources, they are able to exploit the power of advertising to
put small rivals out of business. But in "Gnomes," Harbucks is no
match for the advertising savvy of Mr. Tweek. He cleverly turns
his disadvantage into an advantage, coming up with the perfect slogan:
"Tweek offers a simpler coffee for a simpler America." He thereby
exploits his underdog position while preying upon his customers’
nostalgia for an older and presumably simpler America. The episode
constantly dwells on the fact that Mr. Tweek is just as slick at
advertising as any corporation. He keeps launching into commercials
for his coffee, accompanied by soft guitar mood music and purple
advertising prose; his coffee is "special like an Arizona sunrise
or a juniper wet with dew." His son may be appalled by "the metaphors"
(actually they are similes), but Mr. Tweek knows just what will
appeal to his nature-loving, yuppie Colorado customers.
"Gnomes" thus
undermines any notion that Mr. Tweek is morally superior to the
corporation he is fighting; in fact, the episode suggests that he
may be a good deal worse. Going over the top as it always does,
South Park reveals that the coffee shop owner has for years
been overcaffeinating his son, Tweek (one of the regulars in the
show), and is thus responsible for the boy’s hypernervousness. Moreover,
when faced with the threat from Harbucks, Mr. Tweek seeks sympathy
by declaring, "I may have to shut down and sell my son Tweek into
slavery." It sounds as if his greed exceeds Harbucks’. But the worst
thing about Mr. Tweek is that he is not content with using his slick
advertising to compete with Harbucks in a free market. He also goes
after Harbucks politically, trying to enlist the government on his
side to prevent the national chain from coming to South Park. "Gnomes"
thus portrays the campaign against large corporations as just one
more sorry episode in the long history of businesses seeking economic
protectionism the kind of business-government alliance that
Adam Smith criticized in The
Wealth of Nations. Far from the standard Marxist portrayal
of monopoly power as the inevitable result of free competition,
South Park shows that it results only when one business
gets the government to intervene on its behalf and restrict free
entry into the marketplace. It is the same story we just saw played
out between Pan Am and TWA in The Aviator. Like Scorsese’s
film, South Park does not simply take the side of corporations.
Rather, it distinguishes between those businesses that exploit government
connections to stifle competition and those that succeed by competing
honestly in the marketplace.
The Town
of South Park versus Harbucks
Mr. Tweek
gets his chance to enlist public opinion on his side when he finds
out that his son and the other boys have been assigned to write
a report on a current event. Offering to write the paper for the
children, he inveigles them into a topic very much in his self-interest:
"how large corporations take over little family-owned businesses,"
or, more pointedly, "how the corporate machine is ruining America."
Kyle can barely get out the polysyllabic words when he delivers
the ghostwritten report in class: "As the voluminous corporate automaton
bulldozes its way. . . ." This language obviously parodies the exaggerated
and overinflated anticapitalist rhetoric of the contemporary left.
But the report is a big hit with local officials, and soon, much
to Mr. Tweek’s delight, the mayor is sponsoring Proposition 10,
an ordinance that will ban Harbucks from South Park.
In the ensuing
controversy over Prop 10, "Gnomes" portrays the way the media are
biased against capitalism and the way the public is manipulated
into antibusiness attitudes. In a television debate, the boys are
enlisted to argue for Prop 10 and the man from Harbucks to argue
against it. The presentation is slanted from the beginning, when
the moderator announces: "On my left, five innocent, starry-eyed
boys from Middle America" and "On my right, a big, fat, smelly corporate
guy from New York." Postem tries to make a rational argument, grounded
in principle: "This country is founded on free enterprise." But
the boys triumph in the debate with a somewhat less cogent argument,
as Cartman sagely proclaims, "This guy sucks a--." The television
commercial in favor of Prop 10 is no less fraudulent than the debate.
Again, "Gnomes" points out that anticorporate advertising can be
just as slick as pro-corporate advertising. In particular, the episode
shows that people are willing to go to any length in their anticorporate
crusade, exploiting children to tug at the heartstrings of their
target audience. In a wonderful parody of a political commercial,
the boys are paraded out in a patriotic scene featuring the American
flag, while the "Battle Hymn of the Republic" plays softly in the
background. Meanwhile the announcer solemnly intones, "Prop 10 is
about children. Vote yes on Prop 10 or else you hate children."
The ad is "paid for by Citizens for a Fair and Equal Way to Get
Harbucks Out of Town Forever." South Park loves to expose
the illogic of liberal and left-wing crusaders, and the anti-Harbucks
campaign is filled with one non sequitur after another. Pushing
the last of the liberal buttons, one woman challenges the Harbucks
representative with the question "How many Native Americans did
you slaughter to make that coffee?"
Prop 10 seems
to be headed for an easy victory at the polls until the boys encounter
some friendly gnomes, who give them a crash course on corporations.
At the last minute, in one of the most didactic of the South
Park concluding-message scenes, the boys announce to the puzzled
townspeople that they have reversed their position on Prop 10. In
the spirit of libertarianism, Kyle proclaims something rarely heard
on television outside of a John Stossel report: "Big corporations
are good. Because without big corporations we wouldn’t have things
like cars and computers and canned soup." And Stan comes to the
defense of the dreaded Harbucks: "Even Harbucks started off as a
small, little business. But because it made such great coffee, and
because they ran their business so well, they managed to grow until
they became the corporate powerhouse it is today. And that is why
we should all let Harbucks stay."
At this point
the townspeople do something remarkable: they stop listening to
all the political rhetoric and actually taste the rival coffees
for themselves. And they discover that Mrs. Tweek (who has been
disgusted by her husband’s devious tactics) is telling the truth
when she says, "Harbucks Coffee got to where it is by being the
best." As one of the townspeople observes, "It doesn’t have that
bland, raw sewage taste that Tweek’s coffee has." "Gnomes" ends
by suggesting that it is only fair that businesses battle it out
not in the political arena, but in the marketplace, and let the
best product win. Postem offers Mr. Tweek the job of running the
local Harbucks franchise, and everybody is happy. Politics is a
zero-sum, winner-take-all game in which one business triumphs only
by using government power to eliminate a rival; but in the voluntary
exchanges that a free market makes possible, all parties benefit
from a transaction. Harbucks makes a profit, and Mr. Tweek can continue
earning a living without selling his son into slavery. Above all,
the people of South Park get to enjoy a better brand of coffee.
Contrary to the anticorporate propaganda normally coming out of
Hollywood, South Park argues that, in the absence of government
intervention, corporations prosper by serving the public, not by
exploiting it. As Ludwig von Mises makes the point: "The profit
system makes those men prosper who have succeeded in filling the
wants of the people in the best possible and cheapest way. Wealth
can be acquired only by serving the consumers. The capitalists lose
their funds as soon as they fail to invest them in those lines in
which they satisfy best the demands of the public. In a daily repeated
plebiscite in which every penny gives a right to vote the consumers
determine who should own and run the plants, shops and farms."
The Great
Gnome Mystery Solved
But what about
the gnomes, who, after all, give the episode its title? Where do
they fit in? I never could understand how the subplot in "Gnomes"
relates to the main plot until I was lecturing on the episode at
a summer institute, and my colleague Michael Valdez Moses made a
breakthrough that allowed us to put together the episode as a whole.
In the subplot, Tweek complains to anybody who will listen that
every night at 3:30 a.m. gnomes sneak into his bedroom and steal
his underpants. Nobody else can see this remarkable phenomenon happening,
not even when the other boys stay up late with Tweek to observe
it, not even when the emboldened gnomes start robbing underpants
in broad daylight in the mayor’s office. We know two things about
these strange beings: (1) they are gnomes; (2) they are normally
invisible. Both facts point in the direction of capitalism. As in
the phrase "gnomes of Zurich," which refers to bankers, gnomes are
often associated with the world of finance. In the first opera of
Wagner’s Ring Cycle, Das Rheingold, the gnome Alberich
serves as a symbol of the capitalist exploiter and he forges
the Tarnhelm, a cap of invisibility. The idea of invisibility calls
to mind Adam Smith’s famous notion of the "invisible hand" that
guides the free market.
In short,
the underpants gnomes are an image of capitalism and the way it
is normally and mistakenly pictured by its opponents.
The gnomes represent the ordinary business activity that is always
going on in plain sight of everyone, but which people fail to notice
and fail to understand. South Park’s citizens are unaware that the
ceaseless activity of large corporations like Harbucks is necessary
to provide them with all the goods they enjoy in their daily lives.
They take it for granted that the shelves of their supermarkets
will always be amply stocked with a wide variety of goods and never
appreciate all the capitalist entrepreneurs who make that abundance
possible.
What is worse,
the ordinary citizens misinterpret capitalist activity as theft.
They focus only on what people in business take from them
their money and forget about what they get in return, all
the goods and services. Above all, people have no understanding
of the basic facts of economics and have no idea of why those in
business deserve the profits they earn. Business is a complete mystery
to them. It seems to be a matter of gnomes sneaking around in the
shadows and mischievously heaping up piles of goods for no apparent
purpose. Friedrich Hayek noted this long-standing tendency to misinterpret
normal business activities as sinister:
Such distrust
and fear have . . . led ordinary people . . . to regard trade .
. . as suspicious, inferior, dishonest, and contemptible. . . .
Activities that appear to add to available wealth, "out of nothing,"
without physical creation and by merely rearranging what already
exists, stink of sorcery. . . . That a mere change of hands should
lead to a gain in value to all participants, that it need not mean
gain to one at the expense of the others (or what has come to be
called exploitation), was and is nonetheless intuitively difficult
to grasp. . . . Many people continue to find the mental feats associated
with trade easy to discount even when they do not attribute them
to sorcery, or see them as depending on trick or fraud or cunning
deceit.
Even the gnomes
do not understand what they themselves are doing. Perhaps South
Park is suggesting that the real problem is that people in
business themselves lack the economic knowledge that they would
need to explain their activity to the public and justify their profits.
When the boys ask the gnomes to tell them about corporations, all
they can offer is this enigmatic diagram of the stages of their
business:
|
Phase
1
|
Phase
2
|
Phase
3
|
|
Collect Underpants
|
?
|
Profit
|
This chart
encapsulates the economic illiteracy of the American public. They
can see no connection between the activities entrepreneurs undertake
and the profits they make. What those in business actually contribute
to the economy is a big question mark to them. The fact that entrepreneurs
are rewarded for taking risks, correctly anticipating consumer demand,
and efficiently financing, organizing, and managing production is
lost on most people. They would rather complain about the obscene
profits of corporations and condemn their power in the marketplace.
The "invisible
hand" passage of Smith’s Wealth of Nations reads like a
gloss on the "Gnomes" episode of South Park:
As every individual,
therefore, endeavours as much as he can both to employ his capital
in the support of domestick industry, and so to direct that industry
that its produce may be of the greatest value; every individual
necessarily labours to render the annual revenue of the society
as great as he can. He genuinely, indeed, neither intends to promote
the publick interest, nor knows how much he is promoting it. By
preferring the support of domestick to that of foreign industry,
he intends only his own security, and by directing that industry
in such a manner as its produce may be of the greatest value, he
intends only his own gain, and he is in this, as in many other cases,
led by an invisible hand to promote an end which was no part of
his intention. Nor is it always the worse for the society that it
was no part of it. By pursuing his own interest he frequently promotes
that of the society more effectively than when he really intends
to promote it. I have never known much good done by those who affected
to trade for the publick good.
"Gnomes" exemplifies
this idea of the "invisible hand." The economy does not need to
be guided by the very visible and heavy hand of government regulation
for the public interest to be served. Without any central planning,
the free market produces a prosperous economic order. The free interaction
of producers and consumers and the constant interplay of supply
and demand work so that people generally have access to the goods
they want. Like Adam Smith, Parker and Stone are deeply suspicious
of anyone who speaks about the public good and condemns the private
pursuit of profit. As we see in the case of Mr. Tweek, such people
are usually hypocrites, pursuing their self-interest under the cover
of championing the public interest. And the much-maligned gnomes
of the world, the corporations, while openly pursuing their own
profit, end up serving the public interest by providing the goods
and services people really want.
The Wal-Mart
Monster
The dissemination
of an earlier version of this chapter on the Internet brought the
wrath of the anticorporate intelligentsia down upon me. I was accused
of having sold my soul for a double latte. For the record, I do
not even drink coffee. I had already noticed that, whenever I lectured
on South Park at college campuses, nothing infuriated my
audiences more than my explication of "Gnomes" with its implicit
championing of Starbucks. I am somewhat mystified by the way this
particular episode provokes so much indignation, but I think it
has something to do with the defensiveness of intellectual elites
when confronted with their own elitism. What many intellectuals
hold against capitalism is precisely the fact that it has made available
to the masses luxuries formerly reserved to cultural elites, including
their beloved mocha cappuccinos. From the time of Marx, the left
argued unconvincingly for roughly a century that capitalism impoverishes
the masses. But the general economic success of capitalism forced
the left to change its tune and charge that free markets produce
too many goods, overwhelming consumers with a dizzying array of
choices that turns them into materialists and thus impoverishes
their souls rather than their bodies. Parker and Stone regularly
do a marvelous job of exposing the puritanical character of the
contemporary left. It does not want people to have fun in any form,
whether laughing at ethnic jokes or indulging in fast food. In an
interview, Stone excoriates Rob Reiner for this latter-day Puritanism:
"Rob Reiner seems like a fun-killer. He just likes to kill people’s
fun. He supported a proposition in California that raised taxes
on cigarettes. It’s like, Goddamn it, quit killing everyone’s fun,
Rob Reiner! There’s such a disconnect. It’s like, Dude, not everyone
lives in f---ing Malibu, and not everyone has a yacht. And some
people like to have a f---ing cigarette, dude. Leave them alone.
I know you think you’re doing good, but relax."
Having had
the audacity to defend Starbucks, in its eighth season South
Park went on to rally to the cause of Wal-Mart, using an even
more thinly disguised name in an episode called "Something
Wall Mart This Way Comes" (#809). The episode is brilliantly
cast in the mold of a cheesy horror movie. The sinister power of
a Wal-Mart-like superstore takes over the town of South Park amid
lengthening shadows, darkening clouds, and ominous flashes of lightning.
The Wall Mart exerts "some mystical evil force" over the townspeople.
Try as they may, they cannot resist its bargain prices. Just as
in "Gnomes," a local merchant starts complaining about his inability
to compete with a national retail chain. In mock sympathy, Cartman
plays syrupy violin music to accompany this lament. When Kyle indignantly
smashes the violin, Cartman replies simply, "I can go get another
one at Wall Mart it was only five bucks."
Widespread
public opposition to the Wall Mart develops in the town, and efforts
are made to boycott the store, ban it, and even burn it down (the
latter to the uplifting strain of "Kumbaya"). But like any good
monster, the evil Wall Mart keeps springing back to life, and the
townspeople are irresistibly drawn to its well-stocked aisles at
all hours ("Where else was I going to get a napkin dispenser at
9:30 at night?"). All these horror movie clichés are a way of making
fun of how Wal-Mart is demonized by intellectuals in our society.
These critics present the national chain as some kind of external
power, independent of human beings, which somehow manages to impose
itself on them against their will a corporate monster. At
times the townspeople talk as if they simply have no choice in going
to the superstore, but at other times they reveal what really attracts
them: lower prices that allow them to stretch their incomes and
enjoy more of the good things in life. To be evenhanded, the episode
does stress at several points the absurdities of buying in bulk
just to get a bargain for example, ending up with enough
Ramen noodles "to last a thousand winters."
In the grand
horror movie tradition, the boys finally set out to find the heart
of the Wall Mart and destroy it. Meanwhile, Stan Marsh’s father,
Randy, has gone to work for the Wall Mart for the sake of the 10
percent employee discount, but he nevertheless tries to help the
boys reach their objective. As they get closer, Randy notes with
increasing horror, "The Wall Mart is lowering its prices to try
to stop us." He deserts the children when he sees a screwdriver
set marked down beyond his wildest dreams. He cries out, "This bargain
is too great for me," as he rushes off to a cash register to make
a purchase. When the boys at last reach the heart of the Wall Mart,
it turns out to be a mirror in which they see themselves. In one
of the show’s typical didactic moments, the spirit of the superstore
tells the children: "That is the heart of Wall Mart you,
the consumer. I take many forms Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Target
but I am one single entity: desire." Once again, South
Park proclaims the sovereignty of the consumer in a market
economy. If people keep flocking to a superstore, it must be doing
something right, and satisfying their desires. Randy tells the townspeople,
"The Wall Mart is us. If we like our small-town charm more than
the big corporate bullies, we all have to be willing to pay a little
bit more." This is the free market solution to the superstore problem
no government need intervene. The townspeople accordingly
march off to a local store named Jim’s Drugs and start patronizing
it. The store is so successful that it starts growing, and eventually
mutates into you guessed it a superstore just like
Wal-Mart. South Park has no problem with big businesses
when they get big by pleasing their customers.
Working for
the Man
Parker and
Stone acknowledge that they themselves work for a large corporation,
the cable channel Comedy Central, which is owned by a media giant,
Viacom. In the Reason interview, Stone says, "People ask,
‘So how is it working for a big multinational conglomeration?’ I’m
like, ‘It’s pretty good, you know? We can say whatever we want.
It’s not bad. I mean, there are worse things.’" Anticorporate intellectuals
would dispute that claim and point to several occasions when Comedy
Central pulled South Park episodes off the air or otherwise
interfered with the show in response to various pressure groups,
including Viacom itself. The most notorious of these incidents involved
Parker and Stone’s attempt to see if they could present an image
of Mohammed on television. They were deeply disturbed by what had
happened in 2005 in Denmark and around the world when the newspaper
Jyllands-Posten published cartoon images of Mohammed. Threats
and acts of violence from Muslims turned the event into an international
incident. As staunch defenders of the right to free speech and free
expression, Parker and Stone set out to establish the principle
that Americans could in the spirit of satire show
whatever images they wanted to on television. Unfortunately, Comedy
Central refused to air the very tame images of Mohammed that Parker
and Stone had wanted to show, even though the network at other times
had no problem with showing viciously satirical images that they
crafted of other religious figures, such as Jesus, Buddha, and Joseph
Smith. This incident probably represents the low point of Parker
and Stone’s relations with Comedy Central and certainly left them
with extremely bitter feelings about their bosses.
But despite
this kind of interference, the fact is that Comedy Central financed
the production of South Park from the beginning and thus
made it possible in the first place. Like Tim Burton, Parker speaks
with gratitude of the financial support he and Stone have received
from the corporate world, with specific reference to their film
Team
America: World Police (2004): "At the end of the day, they
gave us $40 million for a puppet movie." Over the years, Comedy
Central has granted Parker and Stone unprecedented creative freedom
in shaping a show for television not because the corporate
executives are partisans of free speech and trenchant satire but
because the show has developed a market niche and been profitable.
Acting out of economic self-interest, not public spiritedness, these
executives nevertheless furthered the cause of innovative television.
South Park does not simply defend the free market in its
episodes it is itself living proof of how markets can work
to create something of artistic value and, in the process, benefit
producers and consumers alike.
South
Park is a wonderful example of the vitality and unpredictability
of American pop culture. Who could have imagined that such a show
would ever be allowed on the air, or would become so popular or
last so long, or would have such an impact on American pop culture?
To this day, I watch an episode like the sixth-season "The
Death Camp of Tolerance" (#614) and wonder how it managed to
emerge out of the world of commercial television. The imaginative
freedom of the show is, of course, first and foremost a tribute
to the creativity of Parker and Stone. But one also must give credit
to the commercial system that gave birth to South Park.
For all the tendencies toward conformism and mediocrity in American
pop culture, the diversity and competitiveness of its outlets sometimes
allow creativity to flourish and in the most unexpected places.
January
28, 2013
Paul
A. Cantor [send him mail]
is Professor of English at the University of Virginia and author
of Gilligan
Unbound: Pop Culture in the Age of Globalization.
Hear and
see him on Mises
Media.
Copyright
© 2013 University Press of Kentucky. Reprinted with permission.
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