Why I Missed Armstrong's Walk on the Moon
by
Gary North
by Gary North
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On July 20,
1969, an estimated 600 million viewers around the world watched
Neil Armstrong walk on the moon.
I was not one
of them.
I was attending
R. J. Rushdoony's weekly Sunday evening Bible study. The moon walk
was scheduled to take place before the meeting began. The family
that hosted the meeting turned on the television. We viewed a blurred
image of an empty moonscape. The camera was ready to record Neil
Armstrong's first step onto the moon's surface.
We waited.
And waited. Nothing.
After possibly
ten minutes, Rushdoony said, "Let's begin the meeting." Someone
dutifully turned off the television, and Rushdoony gave his lecture.
After the lecture,
someone turned on the TV. The great event was over.
I have always
agreed with Rushdoony. Our time was better spent studying the Bible.
The "put a
man on the moon in this decade" program was the most spectacular
and most beloved peacetime boondoggle in the history of bloated
government programs. It achieved nothing of lasting value for the
taxpayers nothing that they would have paid for voluntarily.
The Apollo
program was funded by tax money extracted from Americans who would
otherwise have spent their money on unmemorable goods and services.
These goods and services would have been higher on their list of
priorities than the Apollo project. That is why it took coercion
to fund the program.
The Apollo
project was like a huge fireworks display. It was impressive at
the time, but it is long gone. Even the tapes of the event are long
gone. NASA erased them. No one knows why. What we see today are
enhanced versions of video broadcasts.
To assess the
value of the moon program, we should apply Frédéric Bastiat's principle
of the fallacy of the thing not seen. Except for those of us at
Rushdoony's Bible study, Americans with television sets saw the
first moon walk. What no one saw were the products and services
that would have been offered for sale from 1961 to 1969, had the
government not taxed the public to fund the moon program. What inventions
would have been discovered? We cannot know.
This inherent
and inescapable ignorance regarding the paths not taken subsidizes
all government programs. Voters do not count the costs of these
projects because they do not count the costs of the benefits foregone.
A program is
objective and visible. "There it stands!" The costs are subjective,
scattered across the entire taxpaying population, and ignored. In
the government's cost-benefit analysis, there are no costs worth
counting. There is only the grand collective benefit offered by
the government: "There it stands."
Unless, like
the I-35 bridge in Minnesota, it collapses.
The fallacy
of the thing not seen makes the moon program look like a net positive
value in retrospect. We can view the enhanced but unofficial images
of a salaried bureaucrat walking on the moon.
That official
uttered the most expensive incomplete sentence in the history of
mankind: "That's one small step for man; one giant leap for mankind."
Audio experts ever since have searched for the missing "a" in "a
man" as if it were the Holy Grail. This was "One mangled sentence
for a man; one memorable boondoggle for mankind."
The 1969 moon
walk was a spectacular PR stunt that has generated lifetime funding
for NASA. Most of the cost of funding NASA that followed the moon
program should be retroactively tacked onto the budget for the moonwalk
program. The costs have been I cannot resist astronomical.
The NASA space
program has always hosted obscure outer space experiments that the
public perceptively ignores. These are justifications for the program:
their supposed scientific value. The value of these experiments
is analogous to the value of compulsory physical education departments
in tax-funded high schools, which are in fact official justifications
for hiring coaches to win after-school games. "Boola-boola; moolah-moolah."
The
finest illustration of the value of the entire moon walk program
was Alan Shepard's 1971 golf ball stunt. He smuggled a No. 6 golf
club and a golf ball onto Apollo 14. Just before the lift-off back
to the orbiting Apollo spacecraft, Shepard hit the golf ball "miles
and miles," as he later put it. This retroactively converted the
electric cart that the two astronauts drove on the moon's surface
into the most expensive golf cart in history.
Most Americans
can recall only Armstrong's first step and mangled sentence. If
they recall anything else about the moon walks, it is Shepard's
golf ball stunt.
The total cost
of the Apollo program was about $25 billion, or about $170 billion
in 2009 dollars. The program matched the definition of commercialism:
something done spectacularly that should not have been done at all.
I said so in 1969. I have not changed my mind.
As far as I'm
concerned, the best thing to come out of Armstrong's moon walk was
Steve Gillette's song, "Mr. O'Reilly." It was not
worth $100 billion in taxpayer dollars, but it does at least offer
something of enduring social value.
July
20, 2009
Gary
North [send him mail] is the
author of Mises
on Money. Visit http://www.garynorth.com.
He is also the author of a free 20-volume series, An
Economic Commentary on the Bible.
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