Too Much Monkey Business
by
Gary North
by Gary North
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When making
an important point, I frequently quote from the basic texts of Western
civilization: the Bible, movie dialogues, and rock and roll lyrics
out of the 1950's. Today, it's Chuck Berry.
Too
much money business.
Too much monkey business.
Too much money business
For me to be involved in.
Chuck had
it right. All around him were lots of people who were trying to
get their hands on his money. He was steadily falling behind.
Runnin'
to-and-fro,
Hard workin' at the mill.
Never fail, in the mail yeah,
Come a rotten bill! Ah,
Too much monkey business.
Too much monkey business.
Too much monkey business
For me to be involved in!
Here is how
I imagine the scene. There is Chuck, guitar firmly in hand, with
that duck-walk routine of his, moving rapidly across the stage.
And there, on the far side of the stage, was the ultimate salesman
of our generation, the man with the saxophone in his hand. No, not
King Curtis. I mean the player of siren songs, Alan Greenspan.
Salesman
talkin' to me,
Tryin' to run me up a creek.
Says you can buy it.
Go on, try it.
You can pay me next week yeah.
Too much monkey business.
Too much monkey business.
Too much monkey business
For me to be involved in!
Greenspan
offered the ultimate lure: below-market interest rates. The borrowers
lined up.
Throughout
the economy, all over the world, people have bought into the idea
that a central bank can somehow create capital out of nothing. So
compelling did this vision seem that the Japanese central bank adopted
it to solve the problem of recession back in 1990, just as Greenspan
had done in October, 1987, to reverse the 22% fall in the U.S. stock
market. The Federal Reserve System made liquidity available. The
fiat money rolled off the digital presses. Japan thought this policy
would work. The result was a recession that lasted 13 years.
This process
creates the carry trade, when investors borrow short at low rates
and lend long at high rates. It is a way to get very rich until,
without warning, judgment day arrives: when no one will lend short
any more. It creates carry trades in every nook and cranny of the
economy.
A BANK
RUN ON MIDDLEMEN
When investors
cease to lend short to borrowers who have previously lent long,
this has the effect of a bank run. Think of the bank run scene in
It's a Wonderful Life. The depositors are lined up. They
want their money. Jimmy Stewart explains that the money from one
person had been loaned to the other person. There is no cash in
the Building & Loan, he says. The depositors are not impressed.
The building
and loan was saved only when Donna Reed started handing out the
honeymoon money like there was no tomorrow which, because
of Frank Capra's script, there wasn't.
Jimmy's speech
was a variation of the New Deal's favorite slogan regarding debt:
"We owe it to ourselves." The problem is this: with fractional reserves,
the system as a whole creates more loans than depositors have an
ability to redeem at the same time.
It works like
this. The central bank buys $100 of government bonds. (OK, add five
zeroes.) The government immediately spends this. The recipient deposits
the $100 in his bank. The bank sets aside 10%, and then lends out
$90. Its borrower spends it. His recipients deposit $90. Their banks
set aside $9 and lend out $81. So it goes, until the system is borrowed
short and lent long to the tune of $900, all based on the original
expansion of $100.
Then someone
says, "I want my money." The dancing begins. Who's got the money?
Where's Donna Reed?
The banking
system has solved this 1930's scenario by means of credit cards.
Hardly anyone uses currency these days, except immigrants who send
paper money back home. So, the old-fashioned bank run cannot torpedo
the banking system. For every digital dollar withdrawn from one
bank, it is instantly deposited in another bank.
The bankers
got their dearest wish: no bank runs by depositors. But now the
system has revealed another kind of bank run: a refusal to roll
over loans. The depositors lenders to banks decide
not to lend any more money to the clients of the banks. What clients?
Those hedge funds and pools of funds whose managers bought long-term
debt like mortgages with money borrowed short. The banks thought
these loans were safe. They weren't.
The middlemen
lent money to home buyers. Some were subprime borrowers. Now these
mortgage borrowers are not able to repay on schedule. They are being
evicted. Foreclosures spread. The home owners are walking away.
What now?
At this point,
I must invoke the words of the absolute master of rock and roll.
I don't mean Chuck, great as he was. I don't mean Elvis. I mean
the great man himself, Fats Domino. He understood, so long ago,
what the middlemen the mortgage brokers would be singing
in the ears of lenders in 2007 and 2008.
I'm
walkin', yes indeed, and I'm talkin'
About you and me. I'm hopin'
That you'll come back to me, yeah-yeah
I'm lonely as I can be. I'm waitin'
For your company. I'm hopin'
That you'll come back to me.
What you gonna do when the well runs dry?
You gonna run away and hide.
I'm gonna run right by your side
For you, pretty baby, I'll even die.
I'm walkin', yes indeed and I'm talkin'
About you and me. I'm hopin'
That you'll come back to me.
Despite these
pleas, the investors have not come back. As of this week, 231 major
mortgage-lending firms have gone bust since December, 2006. The
Implode-o-Meter site reports this, day by day.
Greenspan
made the carry trade look easy. All you had to do was borrow short
at low rates and lend long at high rates. Nothing to it. Come one,
come all!
As the real
estate bubble grew, hopes of Easy Street ventures hypnotized the
dreamers. The system was geared to entice the average Joe, unlike
debt for other bubbles.
The dream
of easy wealth spread to the bankers, who designed and funded arcane
credit contracts that no one understands.
The problem
was that those low rates were created by the expansion of money.
Bernanke began stabilizing the money supply as soon as he took over
as Chairman in February, 2006. This let short-term rates climb higher.
On August
11, 2007, lenders decided not to lend more money. The credit crunch
began. For the borrower, this is he equivalent of a bank run by
depositors. The effects are the same as if they had come down to
the bank and withdrawn their funds. Because the middlemen must get
refinancing to sustain their existing obligations, they face bankruptcy.
They cannot pay the existing lenders because the people they loaned
the money to homeowners cannot make their payments.
How can the
mortgage companies stay in business? Their profits come from commissions
on sales of mortgages. Without new infusions of short-term money,
they cannot make loans. The infusion has slowed dramatically.
So, they close
up shop. They walk, just as the homeowners who cannot pay them have
walked.
IT HAPPENS
EVERY TIME
When it comes
to the business cycle, the pattern never changes. The central bank
lowers the overnight rate, which is passed on to borrowers. The
bubbles appear. A few people get rich. It all looks so easy. Then
the central bank slows the rate of fiat money expansion. Short-term
rates climb. The borrowers cannot afford to pay. The spread between
"borrowed short" and "lent long" disappears. It may even go negative:
the infamous inverted yield curve, which is the signal of a looming
recession.
What happens
to the debtor, who bought his home with no money down? He finds
that his equity is disappearing. He is upside down in his mortgage.
He owes more than his home is worth, just as he owes for his car.
And so, we are back to the Everly Brothers' lament, or at least
Linda Ronstadt's lament.
I've
been cheated
Been mistreated.
When will I be loved?
I've been
pushed down.
I've been pushed 'round.
When will I be loved?
When I find
a new man
That I want for mine,
He always breaks my heart in two.
It happens every time.
I've been
made blue.
I've been lied to.
When will I be loved?
We are now
in the early phases of a great unraveling of credit obligations.
Breaking up is hard to do. The public thinks that a new round of
monetary inflation will bring back the good old days. But the FED
has not been inflating. It has been deflating. I
have provided the evidence here.
When the investors
at last get the picture, it will take more than a speech by Bernanke
to reverse their skepticism. He is Jimmy Stewart, trying to calm
the depositors. The speech didn't work. The money did. The public
thinks of Bernanke as Donna Reed, honeymoon cash in hand. So far,
Bernanke isn't honeymooning the public. So far, he is mooning the
public.
The business
cycle is not scripted by Frank Capra.
CONCLUSION
When it comes
to central bank policy, Chuck Berry had it right. There is way too
much monkey business.
February
28, 2008
Gary
North [send him mail]
is the author of Mises
on Money. Visit http://www.garynorth.com.
He is also the author of a free 20-volume series, An
Economic Commentary on the Bible.
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