Dennis
Tito: Space Hero
by
Ryan McMaken
We
all know that Leftists like to force people to part with their money.
What has been really confusing of late, however, is the whining
coming from the Left over Dennis Tito’s space tourism. It seems
that the Left, while really big on coercing money out of people,
doesn’t like to see people part with their money voluntarily. Here
at my third-rate graduate school, the socialist professors have
been complaining that they too, would like to travel to outer space,
and how dare that rich boy Tito get to go to space while they are
paying taxes to support NASA.
The
obvious answer, of course, is that as soon as they pay $20 million
in taxes, they may have a case, but the real issue at hand is that
this attitude is ignorant class envy at its worst. Since Tito parted
with his money of his own free will, the statists naturally assume
that it is an "inefficient" allocation of resources. Nonsense.
If
they really knew what they were talking about, though, they would
be encouraging every millionaire and billionaire out there to be
paying out large sums of money to travel into outer space. The inevitable
effect of such a trend would be to make space travel quite affordable
for the rest of us. This has always been the case.
We
all remember when VCR’s cost many hundreds of dollars and were barely
affordable for ordinary people. DVD players are still out of range
for most thrifty people. Eventually though, enough people with expendable
income will purchase enough DVD players to lower their marginal
costs, and the rest of us will be able to buy them.
This
is exactly what Dennis Tito is doing by buying a ticket into outer
space. He’s lowering the marginal costs of space travel without
making the taxpayers foot the bill. NASA should be working right
now to secure an eccentric millionaire for every space flight they
plan. Eccentric millionaires should be like oxygen tanks: don’t
leave earth without them. How am I hurt in any way if Bill Gates
decides to take his family on a space trip? In fact, if he’s shelling
out the cash to cover the full costs of the venture, I actually
benefit. Taxpayers should be a little tired of taxes being used
to see if some old man like John Glenn can handle the rigors of
space. Dennis Tito looks pretty old. If we had just waited a while,
we would have known how old people handle space without spending
a dime.
NASA
and the space socialists were quick to act aghast that a private
citizen would dare buy a ticket into space. Not surprisingly, though,
they have the entirely wrong attitude. Space tourists are no different
than those crazy rich folks who made airplane and automobile travel
affordable for the rest of us. Why are the taxpayers still paying
to see how potatoes grow in space? Rich, old guys should be hurtling
through outer space on a daily basis. It only makes it cheaper and
safer for the rest of us.
May
7, 2001
Ryan
McMaken [send him mail]
lives in Denver, Colorado. He edits the Western
Mercury.
Copyright
2001 LewRockwell.com
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