Cheneyland:
Hegel (Not Calvin) and Hobbes
by
Christopher Manion
by Christopher Manion
Recently
Maureen Dowd cited a "Hobbesian" dart tossed Dick Cheney’s way,
as Jim
Grichar relates. Fourth-hand and in isolation, this reference
might appear vague. Hence, a brief glance at Thomas Hobbes, the
father of scientific political atheism, is in order.
Yes,
the state of nature is, for Hobbes, all war, all the time, "a war
of all against all." Hence life is "solitary, poor, nasty, brutish,
and short," which felicitous sobriquet was conferred on his law
firm by R. Emmett Tyrrell, back when he was funny (i.e., thirty
years ago).
Thus
far "the state of nature." But more important is Hobbes’s notion
of human nature. It differs radically from all that went
before. Hobbesian man is driven by his passions; any concept
of "the good" is merely a passionate ploy for self-indulgence. And
the intellect merely serves to seek the satisfaction of the dominating
passion – there is no "greater" or "lesser" good, no metaphysics,
no ethics, no "Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God." While Aristotelian
and Christian man love and seek the highest good; Hobbesian man
fears and seeks to avoid the greatest evil – an untimely
death. And he’ll do anything to avoid it, even subject himself (by
means of the mythical "social contract") to the absolute
and iron will of the Leviathan, who promises to deliver him from
the evil that is inescapable in the state of nature.
"Deliver
us from evil," says Hobbesian man, and the Leviathan complies –
but at a price: Total, blind obedience.
Thus
Straussians hate Hobbes. He requires that they too must submit to
the all-powerful Leviathan. How to escape this state of subjection?
They turn to Rousseau, and borrow the notion of "civil religion"
– that opiate of the masses that keeps the common man in line, while
the Straussian "philosophers" can do their thing – any thing
(Dostoevsky: without God, all things are permitted) – the noble
lie very much included.
The
contemporary struggle over the Ten Commandments and the "social
issues" is merely the current version of the ongoing battle. It
features the believers in the "civil religion," on the one hand,
and the secular, superior (by nature, thanks to Hegel), tyrannical
class. They become irritated when ’oi polloi begin to take
their civil religion (which is, after all, bogus) too seriously.
So
we arrive at the ideological melting pot: Hobbes’s demand for total
subjection, and Rousseau’s exemption from subjection of the "Sovereign"
(who can number one or many). But Rousseau’s totalitarian Sovereign
is incapable of knowing the good. So he must be advised by someone
who does – the indispensable, unerring Legislator, whose perfection
makes him like "a mortal god." Now Cheneyland is fully staffed.
The
totalitarian ideologues – Hobbes, Rousseau, and Hegel – form the
intellectual foundations for the twenty-first century Straussian
world empire. Trotsky et al. just modernized the details,
once Hegel conferred on the ruling intellectual class a "higher"
nature (read: "consciousness raising") than that conferred on the
rest of men by "the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God." This indispensable
identification of the intellectual as superior to all other men
– and thus as the lord of history – allows the Straussian Übermenschen
to defy all limits (laws – human, natural, and divine), and to redefine
reality with dialectic and contradiction (thank you, Stalin and
Mao) whenever it suits their purpose. Thus the whirling swarm of
explanations for the war in Iraq, or the Patriot Act, or the burgeoning
budget, or the billions for the Warbucks crowd.
From
Hobbes forward, intellectual totalitarians have shared one common
human trait that their ideology cannot explain. For some reason,
they demand not only our blind obedience ("He who is not with me
is against me!"), they demand our gratitude.
After
all, you might wonder, why should the neocons care? Why are they
so mad that we are on to them? That we scorn them? That we expose
them as frauds? Above all, why do they lack that one distinctive
trait of common humanity, a sense of humor?
For
this, we turn to the helpful George Orwell’s 1984.
Here, Big Brother is the personification of Bush-Cheney and the
String of Perles. Why does Perle foam at the mouth when he is exposed,
seething in free space donated by the compliant Ministry of Truth,
The Wall Street Journal? (By the way, the WSJ’s online editors
are so intellectually shallow that they cite Orwell’s "Ministry
of Information" flaunting ignorance, alas. They must have
read the Napster version of the Cliff Notes).
Why
do the modern totalitarians seethe? Why did O’Brien drag Winston
off to Room 101? After all, Winston was willing to obey;
but that was not enough.
No,
there is more to totalitarianism than obedience. It’s logical. There
being no God (Hobbes, Rousseau, Marx, Lenin, and Strauss are unanimous
on this point), the "mortal gods" are the next best thing.
And
what does the Jewish, the Christian, God deserve? All our love.
If
He deserves it, so do "the mortal gods." And they want it. Bad.
Obedience
is not enough. Winston triumphed, and died with a bullet through
his brain, because he finally grasped the truth.
"He
loved Big Brother."
And
Perle gets Richer.
November
15, 2003
Christopher
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LLC, which produces copyrighted, royalty-free music collections
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