Begging and Bowing
by C.J. Maloney
by C.J. Maloney
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One can
pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt to those
who are kind.
~ Malayan
Proverb
Throughout
history Americans have been very good at many things; we have without
a doubt established ourselves as one for the history books. In one
area, though, we lag – badly. While we had the great industrial
base, immense wealth, and utter stupidity necessary to create a
world-straddling empire, we were never very good at it.
Even
step one to being an empire – conquer to take – is beyond
us. Instead of forcing tribute from the conquered, in the
late 20th and early 21st century America conquered
to give tribute. Once you became a protectorate, your country’s
ruling class could be assured of living fat and happy on the American
taxpayer, with a bevy of vicious CIA thugs available to murder whomever
displeased thrown in as a bonus.
The
world is expensive enough just to conquer, let alone subsidize.
Pax Americana was never a sustainable system, we run
the Jim Morrison of empires, and not a thought is ever wasted for
any consequences past the immediate.
Now apparently
we are broke, so much so that Obama is making the rounds of our
creditors, bowing
humbly and holding out his official presidential begging bowl.
This is how the American empire wheezes to an end; Caesar issues
forth on distasteful fund-raising expeditions, arriving in a 71-car-long
caravan of such unseemly profligate waste that would make a Turkish
sultan blush.
We didn’t
elect a statesman; we’ve elected a bond salesman. Obama, tasked
by his handlers to keep the pig troughs full, is walking a loose
tightrope in high wind. From one side blows union demands for taxpayer
loot, all the promises Obama made in sleazy backroom deals are due
for payment. From the other side blow the beloved voters, who demand
that all the vague promises made into a microphone be made solid,
and without any overt taxation to pay for it.
And
lastly from the last side (and in these days most important) are
the people who we hope will continue to pay for it all, the foreigners
who demand that the paper dollars they are paid back in are of the
same value as the paper dollars they lent out in the first place.
So sit back, enjoy, and watch Obama’s much-touted youthful visage
wilt under the power he craved, a power which now presents him with
an impossible task. He can’t please everyone.
Already
the factions are forming, union boss Richard Trumka, AFL-CIO president,
demands (unionists always demand) that the government (which
is how he refers to the taxpayer) must spend up to $3
trillion to "create jobs," mainly in AFL-CIO ranks.
"Where’s there’s obstruction," he darkly warns, "we’ll
expose it and push through it."
Unfortunately for Mr. Trumka and the unions of noble bricklayers,
plumbers, steamfitters, and so on, there is an obstruction, namely
China. Once they no longer trust the ability of the American taxpayer
to honestly pay back all this money they’re lending they will simply
stay away from US government bond auctions.
Some argue
that they would never do such a thing, that we owe them so much
they wouldn’t dare stop lending us money, else how would we repay
them? People who argue that angle harbor a fervent hope that the
Chinese don’t come to their senses before we do, basically.
While
the pessimist in me has little doubt this will all end badly, it
was fun to watch Obama mouthing banalities
about human rights and what not – as American diplomatic protocol
demands – while all the while Chinese big wigs nodded their heads
politely. Many news commentators have been pointing out that Obama’s
leverage on this matter is limited by the fact that China is now
America’s biggest creditor.
That
is true, and we can also throw in the fact that America circa 2009,
with her public displays of torture, extraordinary rendition, and
pre-emptive attacks on other nations, has about as much moral leverage
on the subject of human rights as a street whore does on the subject
of chastity. But he farced his way through nicely.
Obama
even took some time to give advice on how to keep not just America’s
economy humming, but China’s as well. It involves lots of planning,
and he knows just the guys to do it, as he is sure the Chinese leaders
do, too. But there’s a problem with the currency, he intoned to
his hosts, specifically yours.
He
put on his free market cap and explained, patiently and clearly
using that tone which so enraptures Americans and Germans, that
the Chinese need to stop artificially lowering their currency versus
America’s. This is funny because the Chinese, sitting on a pile
of one trillion or so US dollars, are worried about the exact same
thing regarding America’s currency.
The
Chinese politely took all this browbeating, maybe wondering why
Obama wants them to allow their currency to appreciate versus the
dollar. After all, keeping their currency artificially cheap is
the very monetary policy that creates the flood of US dollars into
their banks, which in turn allows them to continue to buy the flood
of trillions in US Treasury debt, a flood which Obama desperately
wishes for them to buy.
And
they think the Oriental mind is inscrutable?, they must wonder.
If they picked
up a newspaper as Obama was spirited away in his 71-car caravan
(how many would a President Al Gore demand?), they would read Obama’s
personal pit bull, name of Rahm Emanuel, predict
"that even as the administration grapples with deficit reduction,
Obama would succeed in winning Congressional passage of key elements
of what the president has called his 'new foundation' for the country."
The
foundation he refers to will cost $3 trillion minimum, if the AFL-CIO
has its way. And that’s not even starting on socialized medicine.
From reaching the highest of highs, our empire can’t even go out
with a bang, like Japan in an atomic flash, or suffer wonderfully
inspiring disasters on our funeral march, like Britain at Islawanda
or Dunkirk. Instead, we gussy up our guy in regal splendor and turn
him into a better-dressed version of the bums who beg for change
on my subway.
Having
thoroughly bankrupted the working class, America’s politicians have
taken the show on the road, hoping to convince non-American fools
to continue to dump money down their insatiable maws.
They
are like the She-Wolf in Dante’s Inferno, "a starved
horror ravening and wasted beyond all belief, a rack for avarice,
gaunt and craving." They are such that my son, whose main concern
is watching Transformers 45,238 times a week, is, at the
tender age of five, already hundreds of thousands of dollars in
debt.
In
late 1925, while the German state and her many municipalities had
gone on an incredibly irresponsible borrowing spree, representatives
of the German Reichsbank wired a cable to all the New York banks
– they pleaded that while loans to German businesses were necessary
and to be encouraged to please stop lending money to the German
politicians. Dr. Schacht, the head of the German Reichsbank, personally
appeared in front of the New York banking community at the same
time, urging that there should be no more state and municipal loans
to Germany.
So
taking a page from such a fine example, I ask all my foreign friends,
particularly all of China, to have pity on my five-year-old son.
Next time Obama pays a visit, feed him, be polite, and send him
on his way empty-handed.
I
beg you: please stop lending our government money.
November
21, 2009
C.J. Maloney
[send him mail] lives
and works in New York City. He blogs
for Liberty & Power on the History News Network website. His
first book (on Arthurdale, West Virginia during the New Deal) is
to be released by John Wiley and Sons in February 2011.
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© 2009 by LewRockwell.com. Permission to reprint in whole or in
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