It’s odd, but when I read the first paragraph of this story, I sort of get a glassy-eyed smile on my face, because I can’t help picturing Al Franken substituted for the dog. Don’t ask me why.
“WAYMART, Pa. – A woman being viciously attacked by a large dog said she was saved from further harm when her 13-year-old daughter distracted the canine by screaming “You want a piece of me?” and kicking it repeatedly in the head.”
[Thanks to Tim Swanson for the link.]
3:08 pm on September 25, 2003
