You Knew It Was Coming

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Porno-scanners and checkpoints at the mall, the stadium, the train station, and maybe the church—“soft targets.” You know, the places threatened by the secret police’s ginned-up terrorists. You’ll feel so much safer in the New Homeland, citizen. Papers, please, and why do you want to go to Sears? (Thanks to Travis Holte)

8:03 pm on May 4, 2011