Yo, TSA Recruiters!

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Got a hot prospect for you: Here’s a guy so desperate to grope his fellow citizens he went door-to-door impersonating a doctor and offering female victims a free exam.

Better hurry, though: What he’s done is a heinous crime everywhere but at your checkpoints, so you’ll have to catch him before they throw him in the clink.

8:24 am on October 13, 2011